Notes on iOS update 1.0.6 and Android
By Jason on December 16, 2016
When I began work on the iOS version of Happy Wheels, I questioned whether or not it would be accepted into the App Store at all. I found examples of bleeding limbs, gibs, blood explosions and screams in iOS games, but no one example seemed to put all these effects together like Happy Wheels does. Also, at the time, the App Store guidelines were intentionally vague in places, "What is objectionable content? We know it when we see it." So I submitted our little game and breathed a sigh of relief when it was accepted with a 12+ age rating.
However, the App Store and its guidelines are living, breahting entities that change over time. Eventually one of our updates was reviewed by someone who felt the violence was not "cartoon/fantasy", but "realistic", requiring an age rating of 17+ (and banishment from the Brazilian App Store–Sorry, Brazil!). We didn't love this as many Happy Wheels players are below the age of 17, but we went along with it and really nothing seemed to change. Goody.
But then the App Store issued an objection which was not as easily remedied: inury to Irresponsible Dad's child. We were always a bit concerned that this might be an issue and if so, how would we work around it? We ended up going with the obvious solution which was to disable injury to the child. Before anyone throws their arms up in angry protest, I suggest you try it. The child can fall off the bike and will ragdoll, but always remains intact. If you find this lack of violence utterly offensive, let us know. We're considering an alternate solution.
Because of the aforementioned changes, it was easy to implement the option to remove blood/gore from all characters. This option can be found in the Option > Advanced Options. This was request made by a few people... very few.
With that out of the way, the update 1.0.6 also includes levels 1-5 for Wheelchair Guy.
I am actively working on the Android version. After other solutions failed, I decided to go with a pure C++ rewrite of the code. This is unfortunately the best, but slowest solution. At this point, I've got the base characters working as well as couple of the vehicles. It's a good start, but it's still a ways off. Sorry about that. I'd give a more specific timeframe, but I would be guessing and probably inaccurately.
Jim says that he'll update the blog soon.
By LunaTheAngelCat on July 15, 2020
I have a question, i know that you can play Happy Wheels online, but it would be really cool to add like a download button, it's okay if you don't agree with me. I understand.
By GAME_MODZ on July 08, 2020
Can you Add blood Setting Pls!!!!!!! Like 10000! is ios and on Android.
By AJS_1708 on June 29, 2020
can you add blood setting on ios and android
By R0YtheB0I on January 27, 2020
it's gonna be on android!!!
By BrodyBIGBoomerBeans on December 28, 2019
If it is possible, could you add the online feature on android?
By BlueMaster654321 on December 21, 2019
Can you make an embed link where we can either embed this in our websites or download the swf file? ~Thanks
By Memejoker519 on October 15, 2019
Jim can you let thegamingkid discord guy back in he was joking he was 8 or did he put 7
By irepage02 on October 05, 2019
i hope that you finish happy wheles on android
By diamondboyGG on September 04, 2019
how can i play happy wheels?
By mattyfast32 on August 30, 2019
i think you are great jim
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By BABBINO1234 on July 21, 2019
I want the android version so please work on it
By ABDOOOOO on July 15, 2019
MAKE ANDROID VERSION PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS
By valentYKT on June 04, 2019
I need android game NOW
By Tolsonk2 on April 22, 2019
Just hope for the Android version is completed. I hope.
By Joshua Hutchinson on April 02, 2019
Actually where the **** is the android version? If you're in the process of making it, at least let us know... FFS!
By bobbie5976 on March 20, 2019
You should add custom levels to the game to make it for fun :P
By GregMcleod on February 20, 2019
In happy wheels Unblocked on happywheelsunblockedd.com, controlling the Wheelbarrow character is the hardest?
By RooieBiet on January 16, 2019
Hey where is the Android version?! I've been wating for 2 whole years now. :P
By imtananarash on December 09, 2018
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By starfrost26 on November 26, 2018
hey jim bonacci can you do a update on the art tool you can hold click to draw on art tool and put more vertices please put like a 1000 vertices that would help a-lot so please do this update and we hope you'll do it!
By aidendragonmastr on November 03, 2018
DON'T READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.1. say your name ten times.2. say your mom's name five times.3. say your crushes three times.4. paste this to four other games.If you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.But if you read this and do not paste this, then you will have very bad luck.SEND THIS TO 4 GAMES IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS ON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS LOL
By Some_homie_Joe on September 09, 2018
I hope you decide on new player models soon...Don't get me wrong I love the players we have but I think you should add like a skateboarder or a rollerblading guy, That's just my opinion though you do as you like.
By SeriouslyShandy on July 26, 2018
You should understand that the rating on the games doesn't mean it's against the rules to download it if you are under 17. I'm 11 and i get mature games all the time. i set my age to 13 on google play and if it says mature 17, i can download it, the rating only means that you should be 17 or older to play it.
By NazaiahSoto on June 14, 2018
Will some objects get deleted?
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By TheAwesomeSam398 on May 13, 2018
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By LocoLewk on April 25, 2018
finally im android user and ive waited years for this
By Denny2400 on April 15, 2018
I am waiting for happy wheels for android and it is 2018, I am so mad right now! >:<
By brendan_thekid05 on April 02, 2018
COME ON AND UPDATE THE DANG BLOG! ITS BEEN A 1/5 YEARS AND IM STILL WAITING FOR THE ANDROID VERSION OF HAPPY WHEELS!!!! >:(
By LippinGamer on March 30, 2018
I live in Brazil...
WHYYYY
By AdrianM22 on March 29, 2018
SHUT UP JASON!
By sulim2013 on March 28, 2018
It's already 2018! What do you have there? You did not change your mind? I'm waiting for your Android game for a very long time!
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By Pietropan on February 15, 2018
Yeah, this post is like more then 1 year old and it isn't updated yet, I really want to play Happy Wheels on my Android phone or tablet. The only way that i can play it is on my PC or the iPhone from a friend
By zake0326 on February 07, 2018
Can you please make a version on Android! I really want to play it on my phone too!
By SmashBro27 on January 12, 2018
can you make an android version? I don't have an apple product to play Happy Wheels on the go. or you could release it on to a console? that would be fun, playing happy wheels with a controller, maybe on the switch?
By muhammet_tr on November 24, 2017
selam bence iosdaki pc gibi olmal?
By Maciek1788 on November 19, 2017
Please Jim, add new character, a martian, vehicle - UFO, space - magnet beam, can fly like a Helicopter Man, elf voice acting for martian it may be.
By timytamy101 on November 17, 2017
how do i start playing when i have regersterd?
By precededcloud on November 17, 2017
wish the kid could still die
By flipdiving on November 15, 2017
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By Kenzie19LAW on November 12, 2017
put a new character in call hoverbord guy
By VincentWort on November 11, 2017
also plz add more characters. my favorite is the mom, but she's not in the game!