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Happy Wheels Javascript is UP
By Jim on December 28, 2020
By Jim on December 28, 2020
Moments before the horrific, blasphemous death of flash, the java script version of Happy Wheels has arrived. That was close. Sorry for the delay. Hopefully the fear of losing Happy Wheels did not prevent your restful sleep. If you didn't even know it was in development, then here is your exciting news.
This is the first public version of the game, so please allow some time for the remaining bugs to be ironed out. Though I still love flash, what's great about this version is that it performs very well on mobile devices. However, this release does not yet include on screen mobile controls. That will be added in the next update. If you're desperate to try it out on your phone, a bluetooth keyboard works very well. Though I mentioned previously that the game would now run at 60 fps, some of the heavier levels definitely bog down at that framerate. It is already possible through a setting though, so perhaps I could host a 60 Hz version on another page for those with super beefy processors. Aside from that, Happy Wheels JS should be pretty close in every way to the original. The database of users, levels, and replays remains the same. The only thing lost is the impending doom of the end of existence.
Goodboy Digital are my friends in London responsible for the port of the game, and they have my eternal thanks. This took far more effort than expected, and they even managed to make a custom port of box2d just to maintain all the quirks of the original game. I'd also like to thank site and discord admin Kittenswolf for his help, and everyone else beta testing on discord for the past few months. Thanks to everyone else for still playing Happy Wheels 10 years after its launch, even without updates. I don't know why this is still happening, but I wouldn't be doing what I'm doing without your help. Special no thanks to the few international randoms who have inspired a resurgence in DDOS'ing the site over the past couple months.
The original flash version of Happy Wheels will, for as long as possible, be located here.
Yes, my full time job is still developing the sequel. No, I am a slow recluse and will not share anything. Ok, that's it seeya.
This is the first public version of the game, so please allow some time for the remaining bugs to be ironed out. Though I still love flash, what's great about this version is that it performs very well on mobile devices. However, this release does not yet include on screen mobile controls. That will be added in the next update. If you're desperate to try it out on your phone, a bluetooth keyboard works very well. Though I mentioned previously that the game would now run at 60 fps, some of the heavier levels definitely bog down at that framerate. It is already possible through a setting though, so perhaps I could host a 60 Hz version on another page for those with super beefy processors. Aside from that, Happy Wheels JS should be pretty close in every way to the original. The database of users, levels, and replays remains the same. The only thing lost is the impending doom of the end of existence.
Goodboy Digital are my friends in London responsible for the port of the game, and they have my eternal thanks. This took far more effort than expected, and they even managed to make a custom port of box2d just to maintain all the quirks of the original game. I'd also like to thank site and discord admin Kittenswolf for his help, and everyone else beta testing on discord for the past few months. Thanks to everyone else for still playing Happy Wheels 10 years after its launch, even without updates. I don't know why this is still happening, but I wouldn't be doing what I'm doing without your help. Special no thanks to the few international randoms who have inspired a resurgence in DDOS'ing the site over the past couple months.
The original flash version of Happy Wheels will, for as long as possible, be located here.
Yes, my full time job is still developing the sequel. No, I am a slow recluse and will not share anything. Ok, that's it seeya.
Comments — Page 1
By Bigbloodhead on July 29, 2022
The link to the 60fps version is: https://totaljerkface.com/happy_wheels_60fps.tjf No playa, i'm fuckin serious.
The link to the 60fps version is: https://totaljerkface.com/happy_wheels_60fps.tjf No playa, i'm fuckin serious.
By kerem alp kantek on July 25, 2022
Runs awfull right now wtf flash was better than this game is now 10-20 fps
Runs awfull right now wtf flash was better than this game is now 10-20 fps
By prim0rd1al on July 16, 2022
every empty character slot will probably be filled in like 40-60 years maybe
every empty character slot will probably be filled in like 40-60 years maybe
By JakAttack4015 on June 24, 2022
https://totaljerkface.com/ has been going for a long time. We should respect it by giving it 4 games.
https://totaljerkface.com/ has been going for a long time. We should respect it by giving it 4 games.
By Gamer2008hYT on June 10, 2022
Today or tomorrow i will post my first level in hapypy wheels :) hope everyone will like it
Today or tomorrow i will post my first level in hapypy wheels :) hope everyone will like it
By That_MinecraftN00B on May 31, 2022
hey does anyone know how to make spike sets and stuff uninteractive? (Dunno if that's English) once saw a thing where if you made the rotation - then the object becomes uninteractive, but it doesn't work (at least for me). Help pls? I'll shout you out in my next level (whenever I make it) btw know my levels suck but a shoutout is still a shoutout, right?
hey does anyone know how to make spike sets and stuff uninteractive? (Dunno if that's English) once saw a thing where if you made the rotation - then the object becomes uninteractive, but it doesn't work (at least for me). Help pls? I'll shout you out in my next level (whenever I make it) btw know my levels suck but a shoutout is still a shoutout, right?
By Maxypro77 on May 26, 2022
you´re inspiring me to be a programmer. is it hard to study that career?
you´re inspiring me to be a programmer. is it hard to study that career?
By Pokemongo391 on May 15, 2022
"I NEED 60 FPS!!!! NOWWWW!!!!!! WHY U REMOVED THE 60FPS HACK?!" 1. Your computer is slow and you blame lag for it 2. Cope much?
"I NEED 60 FPS!!!! NOWWWW!!!!!! WHY U REMOVED THE 60FPS HACK?!" 1. Your computer is slow and you blame lag for it 2. Cope much?
By Mr_Mellons on May 15, 2022
som one please say happy birth day to me on tuesday PLZ, i hav no friends or famly. help (May 17 (my b day))
som one please say happy birth day to me on tuesday PLZ, i hav no friends or famly. help (May 17 (my b day))
By Pokemongo391 on May 13, 2022
There is literally many kids complaining about the lag in the old comments
There is literally many kids complaining about the lag in the old comments
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