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Happy Wheels Javascript is UP
By Jim on December 28, 2020

Moments before the horrific, blasphemous death of flash, the java script version of Happy Wheels has arrived. That was close. Sorry for the delay. Hopefully the fear of losing Happy Wheels did not prevent your restful sleep. If you didn't even know it was in development, then here is your exciting news.

This is the first public version of the game, so please allow some time for the remaining bugs to be ironed out. Though I still love flash, what's great about this version is that it performs very well on mobile devices. However, this release does not yet include on screen mobile controls. That will be added in the next update. If you're desperate to try it out on your phone, a bluetooth keyboard works very well. Though I mentioned previously that the game would now run at 60 fps, some of the heavier levels definitely bog down at that framerate. It is already possible through a setting though, so perhaps I could host a 60 Hz version on another page for those with super beefy processors. Aside from that, Happy Wheels JS should be pretty close in every way to the original. The database of users, levels, and replays remains the same. The only thing lost is the impending doom of the end of existence.

Goodboy Digital are my friends in London responsible for the port of the game, and they have my eternal thanks. This took far more effort than expected, and they even managed to make a custom port of box2d just to maintain all the quirks of the original game. I'd also like to thank site and discord admin Kittenswolf for his help, and everyone else beta testing on discord for the past few months. Thanks to everyone else for still playing Happy Wheels 10 years after its launch, even without updates. I don't know why this is still happening, but I wouldn't be doing what I'm doing without your help. Special no thanks to the few international randoms who have inspired a resurgence in DDOS'ing the site over the past couple months.

The original flash version of Happy Wheels will, for as long as possible, be located here.

Yes, my full time job is still developing the sequel. No, I am a slow recluse and will not share anything. Ok, that's it seeya.
Comments — Page 1
By DiXy2001AaEl on May 26, 2022

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By DiXy2001AaEl on May 22, 2022

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By DiXy2001AaEl on May 20, 2022

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By MrDonut096 on May 19, 2022

jim bonacci
By leo76924 on May 19, 2022

lets stick around for jim
By LWPeterson on May 16, 2022

Was nice when there were real people on here instead of crypto bots.
By Pokemongo391 on May 15, 2022

"I NEED 60 FPS!!!! NOWWWW!!!!!! WHY U REMOVED THE 60FPS HACK?!" 1. Your computer is slow and you blame lag for it 2. Cope much?
By Mr_Mellons on May 15, 2022

som one please say happy birth day to me on tuesday PLZ, i hav no friends or famly. help (May 17 (my b day))
By Happy Software on May 14, 2022

I NEED 60 FPS!!!! NOWWWW!!!!!! WHY U REMOVED THE 60FPS HACK?!
By DiXy2001AaEl on May 13, 2022

HOW TO IMPROVE TECH LEVEL FOR HAPPY WHEELS
By Pokemongo391 on May 13, 2022

There is literally many kids complaining about the lag in the old comments
By YeetmanChildren2020 on May 12, 2022

Um... This ain't ok (the comment below me I mean) | | | \/
By BigFloppa on May 12, 2022

Ima watch some midget porn, bye
By The Driver11 on May 11, 2022

GROID
By Pokemongo391 on May 09, 2022

Lag smokes weed
By alexander5307 on May 06, 2022

very cool!
By prim0rd1al on May 06, 2022

please make good levels that aren't the exact same
By ROBOTICE51681682 on May 06, 2022

Please Fixed Lag and remove lag
By Pokemongo391 on May 05, 2022

Is Lag fixed?
By sebe987god on May 04, 2022

SHUT THE **** UP.
By jaharifredrick on May 04, 2022

balls
By daffboi333 on May 03, 2022

guts and glory is a 3D version of fucking happy wheels basically lmao
By gatoplomo 2 on May 01, 2022

Recuerdo hacer dos niveles en el 2013 (FIESTA PARTY HORROR y el otro se llama MI PIERNAAA ) mis hijos de trece y de 10 años en ese entonces también crearon uno llamado ( LANZA SPADA) aunque no son unas obras de arte pero nos divertimos mucho en esa época los días sábados por la noche mirando por tv Drawn Together,,, aunque ahora son grandes y están en la universidad pareciera que solo son recuerdos de no hace mucho tiempo y todo sigue siendo igual solo que ahora se beben mi cerveza
By HOIITSTIMMY on April 29, 2022

I wish people wouldnt make trash, lol
By johan baaast on April 29, 2022

this is actualy a good game tbh, i like it :)
By Happy L3G3ND on April 27, 2022

you guys know what happened with flash right lol
By yeetsupyt on April 26, 2022

Yea the sequel keeps crashing
By BigFloppa on April 22, 2022

isnt the current version of happy wheels just fine?
By beaneggboboman2 on April 20, 2022

can you make a cutscene tool and make a trigger enable the cutscene?
By MrrJinxx on April 18, 2022

yeetus
By BayMuthis on April 17, 2022

Will you post an update on the sequel or what? I know it's hard to make a game and all, but it's been 7 FREAKING YEARS.
By aeioukkkeaemen on April 17, 2022

keep spending most our lives living in a gangsta's paradisse
By Cuklimate on April 17, 2022

This **** keeps on crashing
By DiXy2001AaEl on April 17, 2022

Happy Wheels 2 - Leaked Showcase!!! [url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcY66RB06k4[/url] [url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsjcG7EoOXE[/url] [url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOoQFeIQqcY[/url] [url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7R1vLNHs44[/url] [url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlU0tNEGVb0[/url] [url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMAoZeC4mTk[/url] Please Like this Video and Comment!!!
By DiXy2001AaEl on April 16, 2022

Please like this video!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCtWfPzuP1w
By fat boy and yes on April 15, 2022

DiXy2001AaEl video is private dumbass
By segway_steve0 on April 15, 2022

I just **** the existence of this thread, and some of the comments are just comedic gold lmao
By amogus666 on April 14, 2022

I already have 2 levels just laid out at one o'clock in the morning instead of the time that is now and therefore no one played them fix this shit.
By DiXy2001AaEl on April 14, 2022

Reported link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-v1iGM-muo
By BMWBoi3974 on April 12, 2022

when are you gonna put happy wheels 2 out? i know it would take lots of time to work on engine and stuff. but i was just curious since everybody has played the original for so long. Love the game!
By DiXy2001AaEl on April 09, 2022

Please like this sequel trailer: Music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIqastwgewU Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yT1nD7dIO0A
By pacco009 on April 04, 2022

been playing this game since mid-2000s i'd say. a game i can go back to in order to try peoples wild maps :)
By JakAttack4015 on April 02, 2022

When will the sequal come?
By SMG4 Spaguetti Happy on April 01, 2022

Woah Thanks developers for remaking this amazing bloody game !111, but do you delevopers think that you should upgrade Happy Wheels on mobile, its kinda dead and not upgraded
By antogamer2013 on March 30, 2022

waats happy wells 2 wow
By The Goats of Despair on March 30, 2022

if you think we asked @die_u_bot you are sadly mistaken
By die_u_bot on March 29, 2022

if you think I care you are sadly mistaken
By sneakywolfy3 on March 28, 2022

this game is great and i can't wait for the second one until then more pogo fight levels shall be made
By Lil_fanerkaRU_xXx2 on March 26, 2022

why is it so laggy
By MUIGOKUUU on March 25, 2022

this game rules i made my first happy wheels video and it got allot of views
By anthony the furry on March 24, 2022

very good
By BeanCrusifixion on March 23, 2022

beans
By netryman on March 23, 2022

yea
By Momentouscrazynoob on March 22, 2022

can't wait!
By Vulcan_Syndicate on March 20, 2022

hahahahahaha NO
By cattymemed on March 20, 2022

Uhm I hope it will be released soon ..
By Medet1200 on March 19, 2022

this game is still the best
By DiXy2001AaEl on March 15, 2022

Could we make Final Boss in this game?
By animangagod on March 15, 2022

Jim, I have an issue. I currently have two accounts. animangargod uses on email. 00Darkhal uses another email. Both emails sound identical to the author name.....yet my third email is already in use. Mind looking that up? dont00forgetthisone is the name you looking for. And whats the author name using it? I would like it to be named NotDeadYet, the furry challenger
By florida2898 on March 13, 2022

nice