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Happy Wheels Javascript is UP
By Jim on December 28, 2020

Moments before the horrific, blasphemous death of flash, the java script version of Happy Wheels has arrived. That was close. Sorry for the delay. Hopefully the fear of losing Happy Wheels did not prevent your restful sleep. If you didn't even know it was in development, then here is your exciting news.

This is the first public version of the game, so please allow some time for the remaining bugs to be ironed out. Though I still love flash, what's great about this version is that it performs very well on mobile devices. However, this release does not yet include on screen mobile controls. That will be added in the next update. If you're desperate to try it out on your phone, a bluetooth keyboard works very well. Though I mentioned previously that the game would now run at 60 fps, some of the heavier levels definitely bog down at that framerate. It is already possible through a setting though, so perhaps I could host a 60 Hz version on another page for those with super beefy processors. Aside from that, Happy Wheels JS should be pretty close in every way to the original. The database of users, levels, and replays remains the same. The only thing lost is the impending doom of the end of existence.

Goodboy Digital are my friends in London responsible for the port of the game, and they have my eternal thanks. This took far more effort than expected, and they even managed to make a custom port of box2d just to maintain all the quirks of the original game. I'd also like to thank site and discord admin Kittenswolf for his help, and everyone else beta testing on discord for the past few months. Thanks to everyone else for still playing Happy Wheels 10 years after its launch, even without updates. I don't know why this is still happening, but I wouldn't be doing what I'm doing without your help. Special no thanks to the few international randoms who have inspired a resurgence in DDOS'ing the site over the past couple months.

The original flash version of Happy Wheels will, for as long as possible, be located here.

Yes, my full time job is still developing the sequel. No, I am a slow recluse and will not share anything. Ok, that's it seeya.
Comments — Page 1
By Thesepper on December 01, 2021

WHAT
By Timmyisaidiot on December 01, 2021

OH MY FUCKING **** GOD. SHUT THE **** UP FLASH PROTESTING DICKHEADS. also can you add an update WHERE YOU DONT HAVE TO SIGN IN EVERY TIME YOU ARE ON THE WEBSITE? CUZ I HAVE GOOD REPLAYS BUT IM NOT FUCKING LOGGED IN DICKPICK.
By KillBilly_69 on November 30, 2021

R.I.P flash, you carved a good childhood
By idiotisdistorted on November 30, 2021

Y'ALL FLASH LOVERS SHUT THE **** UP STOP HATING ON THE CREATOR ITS NOT THE CREATORS FAULT
By inc_sansNero eco on November 30, 2021

?????????? ?????? ????? ???? ?????? ? ????? ???? ?????? ???
By OfficialTK on November 29, 2021

Cartoony just like Happy Wheels 1
By DotRUshOut24 on November 29, 2021

LET'S GO HAPPY WHEELS IS NOT DEAD!!!!!!!!!
By Amon gus on November 27, 2021

let's go
By Wriley123 on November 26, 2021

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By NATSTARYESS on November 25, 2021

sussy bakas
By oofmaster2008 on November 23, 2021

satine balls you know they don't use flash because it died because adobe shut it down
By totaljerkface1298 on November 23, 2021

f
By Upside down niggas on November 23, 2021

YAYYYYYYYYYYYyyy
By idiotisdistorted on November 22, 2021

FLASH WAS BETTER
By 98437574393yty7 on November 22, 2021

bro i love poggers bro!!
By satans balls on November 22, 2021

must be logged in, because this as dumb as you!
By satans balls on November 21, 2021

go back to flash this very bad. it suck without flash. the real game used flash.
By omurtag123 on November 18, 2021

this is the dumbest fucking game ever made
By Blue_Frost on November 17, 2021

ok
By Awsomegamer27 on November 16, 2021

New updates my guy?
By Labbo Lab on November 15, 2021

lol @satans balls calm down have you ever heard of archive.org?
By XxDoner_KanxX on November 15, 2021

my grandma below
By hnujerufgreugfnuerug on November 12, 2021

pornhub ****
By omar the not fat on November 12, 2021

nooooooooooooooooooo please
By satans balls on November 11, 2021

fucking christ just bring back the flash version. you can. but you won't. javascript is for making dickpicks and geocity pages for the seizuresuros-get-rekt. fucking idiot.
By LWPeterson on November 09, 2021

Wow some old accounts still here, like 666 and dylan snider. Glad you got your account back bro.
By Satans Ass on November 09, 2021

you stupid. JavaScript fail. you fail bring back flash. it work workey. this not work. you stupid. JavaScript fail. you fail bring back flash. it work workey. this not work. you stupid. JavaScript fail. you fail bring back flash. it work workey. this not work. you stupid. JavaScript fail. you fail bring back flash. it work workey. this not work. you stupid. JavaScript fail. you fail bring back flash. it work workey. this not work. you stupid. JavaScript fail. you fail bring back flash. it work workey. this not work. you stupid. JavaScript fail. you fail bring back flash. it work workey. this not work. you stupid. JavaScript fail. you fail bring back flash. it work workey. this not work. you stupid. JavaScript fail. you fail bring back flash. it work workey. this not work. you stupid. JavaScript fail. you fail bring back flash. it work workey. this not work.
By dylan snider on November 08, 2021

Yay I can log onto my account and replay my levels.
By Alex popa on November 07, 2021

This is epic but some levels are unplayable
By LWPeterson on November 06, 2021

any of the old HW folks still come here?
By fiji water on November 06, 2021

daddy jim bonacci ;)
By Haminator3000 on November 05, 2021

gray made this game get revived alot quicker
By imdabossboi on November 03, 2021

When hapy whels
By TaylorHXW on November 03, 2021

LOVE IT !!
By unkown entity on October 31, 2021

flash is never going to return, just accept it
By 666 on October 31, 2021

guys calm down pls
By Satans Ass on October 30, 2021

Gaming PC. and lots of RAM. Still utter **** for...everything Give up and bring back the real one with flash.
By xXjoeisajoeXx on October 30, 2021

bruh fix the bugs
By DreamGames46 on October 30, 2021

if happy wheels dies. I will make sure to place beautiful flowers upon it. This is the only thing that let me keep going in my life. This is the most fun game ever. HAPPY WHEELS WILL NEVER DIE!!!!!!!
By Chicamanama on October 29, 2021

happy wheels never die XD
By not my name sir on October 29, 2021

wow thats reallly great to hear that happy wheels is javascript version so that means everythings okay with happy wheels thats really great
By Wolf_lover_notafurry on October 28, 2021

The person blow me it saying facts
By 00DarkHal on October 27, 2021

Listen you idiots( below me). If it lags thats siply because your pc is out of date. Some levels are produced in seconds. If it has "people in it then of course it lags. Assholes
By poodlemaniac on October 22, 2021

What is i your problem with this messaje: "Too much empathy to promote this ... justice, please. Do not absorb everything you see... analyze!". SERIOUSLY! ...Jim? What is the risky word there?
By BoomyManlyMan on October 21, 2021

****
By _TheGamingHD_ on October 21, 2021

Laggy as hell and I can only play for 30 minutes and then it crashes.
By asddgtrsf on October 21, 2021

i have crack
By mustardglass on October 16, 2021

when is the sequel
By bace goki on October 14, 2021

nice news for phone everbody go to like this
By NayNayGmz on October 14, 2021

I NEED HAPPY WHEELS 2! NNNNOOOOWWW!!!!!!!!
By ArthroGuy on October 12, 2021

when happy wheels 2?
By jonnhysins on October 10, 2021

****
By MarkParkTark on October 09, 2021

this **** gas
By bace goki on October 09, 2021

Hello developer on happy wheels I like you to make on version pc put on phone
By Mixerr456 on October 08, 2021

I'm pretty hyped for the sequel :)
By ArsyukhaBIK on October 08, 2021

MNE NENRAVITSIA SCHTO MINA PROSIAT OBNOVITB STRANICU
By Monke 123456789 on October 08, 2021

Hi I’m new billy goated
By Vershalk26 on October 07, 2021

noice
By LittleBlueGamer on October 06, 2021

BILLY IS INSANE (some levels were broken)
By majood2011pp on October 06, 2021

suck u
By Lorenzofilippi on October 05, 2021

LORD JIMMY LORDNESS LORD JIM BONACCI HAS GOOD NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
By AEW_FREAK13 on October 02, 2021

LORD JIM HAS BROUGHT GOOD NEWS!
By Prahladh123 on October 01, 2021

You need a high end pc like me
By jetpack10 on September 29, 2021

the game is soooo lagggyyyy
By RetroGamingX on September 29, 2021

This game so laggy i cant even open up the page unless i refresh it twice..