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Happy Wheels Javascript is UP
By Jim on December 28, 2020
By Jim on December 28, 2020
Moments before the horrific, blasphemous death of flash, the java script version of Happy Wheels has arrived. That was close. Sorry for the delay. Hopefully the fear of losing Happy Wheels did not prevent your restful sleep. If you didn't even know it was in development, then here is your exciting news.
This is the first public version of the game, so please allow some time for the remaining bugs to be ironed out. Though I still love flash, what's great about this version is that it performs very well on mobile devices. However, this release does not yet include on screen mobile controls. That will be added in the next update. If you're desperate to try it out on your phone, a bluetooth keyboard works very well. Though I mentioned previously that the game would now run at 60 fps, some of the heavier levels definitely bog down at that framerate. It is already possible through a setting though, so perhaps I could host a 60 Hz version on another page for those with super beefy processors. Aside from that, Happy Wheels JS should be pretty close in every way to the original. The database of users, levels, and replays remains the same. The only thing lost is the impending doom of the end of existence.
Goodboy Digital are my friends in London responsible for the port of the game, and they have my eternal thanks. This took far more effort than expected, and they even managed to make a custom port of box2d just to maintain all the quirks of the original game. I'd also like to thank site and discord admin Kittenswolf for his help, and everyone else beta testing on discord for the past few months. Thanks to everyone else for still playing Happy Wheels 10 years after its launch, even without updates. I don't know why this is still happening, but I wouldn't be doing what I'm doing without your help. Special no thanks to the few international randoms who have inspired a resurgence in DDOS'ing the site over the past couple months.
The original flash version of Happy Wheels will, for as long as possible, be located here.
Yes, my full time job is still developing the sequel. No, I am a slow recluse and will not share anything. Ok, that's it seeya.
This is the first public version of the game, so please allow some time for the remaining bugs to be ironed out. Though I still love flash, what's great about this version is that it performs very well on mobile devices. However, this release does not yet include on screen mobile controls. That will be added in the next update. If you're desperate to try it out on your phone, a bluetooth keyboard works very well. Though I mentioned previously that the game would now run at 60 fps, some of the heavier levels definitely bog down at that framerate. It is already possible through a setting though, so perhaps I could host a 60 Hz version on another page for those with super beefy processors. Aside from that, Happy Wheels JS should be pretty close in every way to the original. The database of users, levels, and replays remains the same. The only thing lost is the impending doom of the end of existence.
Goodboy Digital are my friends in London responsible for the port of the game, and they have my eternal thanks. This took far more effort than expected, and they even managed to make a custom port of box2d just to maintain all the quirks of the original game. I'd also like to thank site and discord admin Kittenswolf for his help, and everyone else beta testing on discord for the past few months. Thanks to everyone else for still playing Happy Wheels 10 years after its launch, even without updates. I don't know why this is still happening, but I wouldn't be doing what I'm doing without your help. Special no thanks to the few international randoms who have inspired a resurgence in DDOS'ing the site over the past couple months.
The original flash version of Happy Wheels will, for as long as possible, be located here.
Yes, my full time job is still developing the sequel. No, I am a slow recluse and will not share anything. Ok, that's it seeya.
Comments — Page 1
By caelanXD on July 31, 2021
I noticed that when you go into options and hover over the fullscreen tick box it still references flash. Could this be fixed? https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/818364294970343474/870909137360396288/unknown.png
I noticed that when you go into options and hover over the fullscreen tick box it still references flash. Could this be fixed? https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/818364294970343474/870909137360396288/unknown.png
By the_epic_guy on July 30, 2021
I don't know if it's just me but I can't zoom in and out in the level editor and making levels is almost impossible now.
I don't know if it's just me but I can't zoom in and out in the level editor and making levels is almost impossible now.
By flaming_asshole on July 29, 2021
Random and how does Jims **** taste? or are you Jim. nope lags with this shitburger is JavaScript that doesn't matter about PC mines top of the line from 2019, using real software. Your potatos from 1808 running navigator doesn't count
Random and how does Jims **** taste? or are you Jim. nope lags with this shitburger is JavaScript that doesn't matter about PC mines top of the line from 2019, using real software. Your potatos from 1808 running navigator doesn't count
By random69user on July 29, 2021
tf why is there a big rant on the lag in the game i dont even have any its probably your pcs
tf why is there a big rant on the lag in the game i dont even have any its probably your pcs
By gorkskoalgmailcom on July 27, 2021
laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag!!!!
laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag!!!!
By sheepy leepy on July 25, 2021
the third scene was to fast it was impossiblewith me to play withought a mouse i mean its just hard as hell plus the first scene was a bit difficult to get thru the second onewas alright i guess i just wish the roller boy was futher away from the buisinuss man and the lil girl
the third scene was to fast it was impossiblewith me to play withought a mouse i mean its just hard as hell plus the first scene was a bit difficult to get thru the second onewas alright i guess i just wish the roller boy was futher away from the buisinuss man and the lil girl
By flaming_asshole on July 20, 2021
"you dumbasses, IF JIM COULDVE KEPT USING FLASH HE WOULD, BUT CHROME MURDERED FLASH AND NOW IT CANT COME BACK UNLESS IF YOU SOMEHOW HAVE A BROWSER THAT SUPPORTS IT" "you dumbasses, JIM COULDVE KEPT USING FLASH BUT, PEOPLE ARE TO DUMB TO UNTIME BOMB IT" FIX THE GOD DAMN LAG!!!
"you dumbasses, IF JIM COULDVE KEPT USING FLASH HE WOULD, BUT CHROME MURDERED FLASH AND NOW IT CANT COME BACK UNLESS IF YOU SOMEHOW HAVE A BROWSER THAT SUPPORTS IT" "you dumbasses, JIM COULDVE KEPT USING FLASH BUT, PEOPLE ARE TO DUMB TO UNTIME BOMB IT" FIX THE GOD DAMN LAG!!!
By Ky1oZz_BTW on July 19, 2021
now where and how can i download "Happy Wheels" because all i know is that i cant play full screen and if i search for "happy wheels download pc full version"on google i only come to some scam websites
now where and how can i download "Happy Wheels" because all i know is that i cant play full screen and if i search for "happy wheels download pc full version"on google i only come to some scam websites
By gorkskoalgmailcom on July 19, 2021
"By Username83 on July 14, 2021 @gorksgoalgmailcom he can't go back to flash cos all the browsers don't support flash anymore." You meen people ignoring fixes like this? I think that's what you meant. https://gist.github.com/KuromeSan/56d8b724c0696b54f9f81994ae3591d1 Sure is a good thing we can't go back to olderversions of FireFox from 2020 with flash still enabled.
"By Username83 on July 14, 2021 @gorksgoalgmailcom he can't go back to flash cos all the browsers don't support flash anymore." You meen people ignoring fixes like this? I think that's what you meant. https://gist.github.com/KuromeSan/56d8b724c0696b54f9f81994ae3591d1 Sure is a good thing we can't go back to olderversions of FireFox from 2020 with flash still enabled.
By flaming_asshole on July 18, 2021
@Loly he can to bring back flash. Anyone can. Flash only not work because of piece of the code. Google it. can get the flash back. He to stupid or lazy to post it. Both can true.
@Loly he can to bring back flash. Anyone can. Flash only not work because of piece of the code. Google it. can get the flash back. He to stupid or lazy to post it. Both can true.
By lolYGHJFP on July 18, 2021
Jim it clear that you cant bring flash back because none can, But you can however fix the godamn lags so please DO It ! Care about the Happy Wheels players.
Jim it clear that you cant bring flash back because none can, But you can however fix the godamn lags so please DO It ! Care about the Happy Wheels players.
By gorkskoalgmailcom on July 18, 2021
how about not screwing around with a HW2 as vaporware and fix the mess you have now.
how about not screwing around with a HW2 as vaporware and fix the mess you have now.
By gorkskoalgmailcom on July 18, 2021
@Joe well a burnt out and boring youtuber only doing HW ocasionally probably doesn't help. And yeah just bring back flash. Chrome isn't the only browser. But ok lets have a so-so game just be a slow broken pile of crap as well.
@Joe well a burnt out and boring youtuber only doing HW ocasionally probably doesn't help. And yeah just bring back flash. Chrome isn't the only browser. But ok lets have a so-so game just be a slow broken pile of crap as well.
By Arseniy_Volkov on July 16, 2021
if the flash was not removed, then everything was fine, well, no damn it must be done so that the pc freezes and a lot of problems appear >:(((((((((((((((
if the flash was not removed, then everything was fine, well, no damn it must be done so that the pc freezes and a lot of problems appear >:(((((((((((((((
By Joe_Studios on July 16, 2021
you dumbasses, IF JIM COULDVE KEPT USING FLASH HE WOULD, BUT CHROME MURDERED FLASH AND NOW IT CANT COME BACK UNLESS IF YOU SOMEHOW HAVE A BROWSER THAT SUPPORTS IT
you dumbasses, IF JIM COULDVE KEPT USING FLASH HE WOULD, BUT CHROME MURDERED FLASH AND NOW IT CANT COME BACK UNLESS IF YOU SOMEHOW HAVE A BROWSER THAT SUPPORTS IT
By Joe_Studios on July 16, 2021
sucks that since flash's death hw isnt really that popular now, thats unfortunate
sucks that since flash's death hw isnt really that popular now, thats unfortunate
By Username83 on July 14, 2021
@gorksgoalgmailcom he can't go back to flash cos all the browsers don't support flash anymore.
@gorksgoalgmailcom he can't go back to flash cos all the browsers don't support flash anymore.
By lolYGHJFP on July 13, 2021
Help it say ''There was a systeme error'' when i go to user published levels and when i refreshe the page i got an error 503.
Help it say ''There was a systeme error'' when i go to user published levels and when i refreshe the page i got an error 503.
By gorkskoalgmailcom on July 12, 2021
On chrome,firefox, safari, or edge. What ever total bollocks thing you have lags and eats ram. Go back to flash.
On chrome,firefox, safari, or edge. What ever total bollocks thing you have lags and eats ram. Go back to flash.
By lolYGHJFP on July 12, 2021
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By Master Gameplay on July 11, 2021
LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
By a_real_loser_02_02 on July 10, 2021
WILL U IDIOTS STOP ASKING FOR FLASH IT CANT BE USED ANYMORE AND IF IT COULD USELESS JAVASCRIPT WONT BE BEING USED. AND STOP ADVERTISING FOR UR FAKE $1500 TRASH NOBODY'S GOING TO FALL FOR UR STUPIDITY
WILL U IDIOTS STOP ASKING FOR FLASH IT CANT BE USED ANYMORE AND IF IT COULD USELESS JAVASCRIPT WONT BE BEING USED. AND STOP ADVERTISING FOR UR FAKE $1500 TRASH NOBODY'S GOING TO FALL FOR UR STUPIDITY
By gorkskoalgmailcom on July 09, 2021
laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag and if no one said the fucking lag is if fucking awful then they won't fucking fiz it. They might anyway because how fucking retarded they are. giving up fucking flash was fucking brain fucking dead. And people like that say STFU, fail at making arguments for why it's fucking ok for **** to be fucked. I guess they like **** fucked. I for rucking one don't like my **** fucked. if they fucking do that's all fucking them.
laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag and if no one said the fucking lag is if fucking awful then they won't fucking fiz it. They might anyway because how fucking retarded they are. giving up fucking flash was fucking brain fucking dead. And people like that say STFU, fail at making arguments for why it's fucking ok for **** to be fucked. I guess they like **** fucked. I for rucking one don't like my **** fucked. if they fucking do that's all fucking them.
By gorkskoalgmailcom on July 08, 2021
No wonderr no one plays the fucking game now. The devs are to fucking retarded to add fucking mit this **** just is not fucking fun. The fucking map editor is complete shit. It's GoodBy Digital allfuckingright as in good by to this turd in a fucking ear. And these fucking cunts won't fucking bring the flash fucking version back. Why? I guess they're to fucking stupid and mentally fucking retarded to. **** them up the fucking **** then.
No wonderr no one plays the fucking game now. The devs are to fucking retarded to add fucking mit this **** just is not fucking fun. The fucking map editor is complete shit. It's GoodBy Digital allfuckingright as in good by to this turd in a fucking ear. And these fucking cunts won't fucking bring the flash fucking version back. Why? I guess they're to fucking stupid and mentally fucking retarded to. **** them up the fucking **** then.
By gorkskoalgmailcom on July 08, 2021
You **** monkies. The game is fucking awful because of this monkey's anus thing called JavaScript that is never and will never be any fucking good. Give it the **** up already and go back to flash.
You **** monkies. The game is fucking awful because of this monkey's anus thing called JavaScript that is never and will never be any fucking good. Give it the **** up already and go back to flash.
By flaming_asshole on July 08, 2021
FA also says this. Where in the bluest is the zoom feature? You know the one where you can actually move in and out of this jank mess? No not the one that some monkeydicksbreath uses. The one with the keyboard. That only shrink the canvas. The FA means the one with your mouse. mice have 2 buttons and a wheel. The wheel is to zoom, and scroll through naked girls with. For HappyDrugsOnWheels. The FA wants to know: When are we getting to 30fps, and zooming. Why don't you monkeydicks fix this mess before moving onto 1d, 2d, and the dudley 3D? soon you'll have no D because no one is playing a janky game.
FA also says this. Where in the bluest is the zoom feature? You know the one where you can actually move in and out of this jank mess? No not the one that some monkeydicksbreath uses. The one with the keyboard. That only shrink the canvas. The FA means the one with your mouse. mice have 2 buttons and a wheel. The wheel is to zoom, and scroll through naked girls with. For HappyDrugsOnWheels. The FA wants to know: When are we getting to 30fps, and zooming. Why don't you monkeydicks fix this mess before moving onto 1d, 2d, and the dudley 3D? soon you'll have no D because no one is playing a janky game.
By flaming_asshole on July 08, 2021
wtf is that johnj bot going on about? Before 2 dollar skak breaths make another game. How about fixing the cluster of this one? and how about. Oh. I don't know. The Oringal. THE Flash One. The only one the FA puts a seal of approval. Because the FA says that unless it says: Flash. and FA Certified. It's not the real thing.
wtf is that johnj bot going on about? Before 2 dollar skak breaths make another game. How about fixing the cluster of this one? and how about. Oh. I don't know. The Oringal. THE Flash One. The only one the FA puts a seal of approval. Because the FA says that unless it says: Flash. and FA Certified. It's not the real thing.
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