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Happy Wheels Javascript is UP
By Jim on December 28, 2020
By Jim on December 28, 2020
Moments before the horrific, blasphemous death of flash, the java script version of Happy Wheels has arrived. That was close. Sorry for the delay. Hopefully the fear of losing Happy Wheels did not prevent your restful sleep. If you didn't even know it was in development, then here is your exciting news.
This is the first public version of the game, so please allow some time for the remaining bugs to be ironed out. Though I still love flash, what's great about this version is that it performs very well on mobile devices. However, this release does not yet include on screen mobile controls. That will be added in the next update. If you're desperate to try it out on your phone, a bluetooth keyboard works very well. Though I mentioned previously that the game would now run at 60 fps, some of the heavier levels definitely bog down at that framerate. It is already possible through a setting though, so perhaps I could host a 60 Hz version on another page for those with super beefy processors. Aside from that, Happy Wheels JS should be pretty close in every way to the original. The database of users, levels, and replays remains the same. The only thing lost is the impending doom of the end of existence.
Goodboy Digital are my friends in London responsible for the port of the game, and they have my eternal thanks. This took far more effort than expected, and they even managed to make a custom port of box2d just to maintain all the quirks of the original game. I'd also like to thank site and discord admin Kittenswolf for his help, and everyone else beta testing on discord for the past few months. Thanks to everyone else for still playing Happy Wheels 10 years after its launch, even without updates. I don't know why this is still happening, but I wouldn't be doing what I'm doing without your help. Special no thanks to the few international randoms who have inspired a resurgence in DDOS'ing the site over the past couple months.
The original flash version of Happy Wheels will, for as long as possible, be located here.
Yes, my full time job is still developing the sequel. No, I am a slow recluse and will not share anything. Ok, that's it seeya.
This is the first public version of the game, so please allow some time for the remaining bugs to be ironed out. Though I still love flash, what's great about this version is that it performs very well on mobile devices. However, this release does not yet include on screen mobile controls. That will be added in the next update. If you're desperate to try it out on your phone, a bluetooth keyboard works very well. Though I mentioned previously that the game would now run at 60 fps, some of the heavier levels definitely bog down at that framerate. It is already possible through a setting though, so perhaps I could host a 60 Hz version on another page for those with super beefy processors. Aside from that, Happy Wheels JS should be pretty close in every way to the original. The database of users, levels, and replays remains the same. The only thing lost is the impending doom of the end of existence.
Goodboy Digital are my friends in London responsible for the port of the game, and they have my eternal thanks. This took far more effort than expected, and they even managed to make a custom port of box2d just to maintain all the quirks of the original game. I'd also like to thank site and discord admin Kittenswolf for his help, and everyone else beta testing on discord for the past few months. Thanks to everyone else for still playing Happy Wheels 10 years after its launch, even without updates. I don't know why this is still happening, but I wouldn't be doing what I'm doing without your help. Special no thanks to the few international randoms who have inspired a resurgence in DDOS'ing the site over the past couple months.
The original flash version of Happy Wheels will, for as long as possible, be located here.
Yes, my full time job is still developing the sequel. No, I am a slow recluse and will not share anything. Ok, that's it seeya.
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By DiXy2001AaEl on May 24, 2022
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By DiXy2001AaEl on May 24, 2022
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By DiXy2001AaEl on May 23, 2022
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I HAVE SEVERELY INFRACTIONS, I LOST 9030340 QUALATIONS, I GOT MANY MISTAKES EVERYTHING. WHEN I GO WORKING, I WANT TO GET FAILS. I WANT TO GET MANY FAILS. I HAVE 9405224 FAILS FOR HOUSE ACTIVITES. I LIKE DEGENERATIVE MENTAL DISEASE. I LIKE ALZHEIMER DISEASE. I LIKE WRONGDOINGFUL. I WILL NO LONGER MAKE GOOD AGAIN. I WILL NO LONGER VALID AND POLITE AGAIN. PLEASE AVOIDING APPROPRIATE ACTIONS. I WANT TO GET INAPPROPRIATE. I HAD 930134124 FAILEDS. I WANT TO GAME OVER. I WILL NO LONGER GOOD AGAIN!
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By DiXy2001AaEl on May 22, 2022
Area 1: Top Station => Castle/Town a. Accori Assault b. Bolsad Zeppelin Area 2: Tropical Island = Spring Resort a. Caliho Resorts b. Diohar Paradise Area 3: Central City a. Epihel Downtown b. Ferous Highway Area 4: Waterfall Park => Frosty Falls a. Groppi Cascades b. Hacurt Gardens Area 5: Labyrinth Grove => Pipe Cavern a. Intoli Sewers b. Jalupe Ruins Area 6: Minecart Canyon a. Kuleto Canyon b. Lisode Mines Area 7: Skull Volcano a. Morbut Volcano b. Napeti Badlands Area 8: Abstraction => Abstract a. Ocalus Cube b. Perule Hex Area 9: Earth Altitude => Sky Base a. Ronili Heaven b. Sporri Crossway Area 10: Apocalypso Domain => Dragon Planet a. Tubiox Citadel b. Uritox Eternity Secret A: Mushroom Jungles a. Vocomi Swamp b. Wissel Jungle Secret B: Desolation Dunes a. Yogoli Desert b. Zebrus Pyramids The Final: Abuse Disaster -Qwihulpt Gauntlet -Xwozawyx Doomsday >>>Shadowzy's Domain<<<
Area 1: Top Station => Castle/Town a. Accori Assault b. Bolsad Zeppelin Area 2: Tropical Island = Spring Resort a. Caliho Resorts b. Diohar Paradise Area 3: Central City a. Epihel Downtown b. Ferous Highway Area 4: Waterfall Park => Frosty Falls a. Groppi Cascades b. Hacurt Gardens Area 5: Labyrinth Grove => Pipe Cavern a. Intoli Sewers b. Jalupe Ruins Area 6: Minecart Canyon a. Kuleto Canyon b. Lisode Mines Area 7: Skull Volcano a. Morbut Volcano b. Napeti Badlands Area 8: Abstraction => Abstract a. Ocalus Cube b. Perule Hex Area 9: Earth Altitude => Sky Base a. Ronili Heaven b. Sporri Crossway Area 10: Apocalypso Domain => Dragon Planet a. Tubiox Citadel b. Uritox Eternity Secret A: Mushroom Jungles a. Vocomi Swamp b. Wissel Jungle Secret B: Desolation Dunes a. Yogoli Desert b. Zebrus Pyramids The Final: Abuse Disaster -Qwihulpt Gauntlet -Xwozawyx Doomsday >>>Shadowzy's Domain<<<
By Pokemongo391 on May 15, 2022
"I NEED 60 FPS!!!! NOWWWW!!!!!! WHY U REMOVED THE 60FPS HACK?!" 1. Your computer is slow and you blame lag for it 2. Cope much?
"I NEED 60 FPS!!!! NOWWWW!!!!!! WHY U REMOVED THE 60FPS HACK?!" 1. Your computer is slow and you blame lag for it 2. Cope much?
By Mr_Mellons on May 15, 2022
som one please say happy birth day to me on tuesday PLZ, i hav no friends or famly. help (May 17 (my b day))
som one please say happy birth day to me on tuesday PLZ, i hav no friends or famly. help (May 17 (my b day))
By Pokemongo391 on May 13, 2022
There is literally many kids complaining about the lag in the old comments
There is literally many kids complaining about the lag in the old comments
By gatoplomo 2 on May 01, 2022
Recuerdo hacer dos niveles en el 2013 (FIESTA PARTY HORROR y el otro se llama MI PIERNAAA ) mis hijos de trece y de 10 años en ese entonces también crearon uno llamado ( LANZA SPADA) aunque no son unas obras de arte pero nos divertimos mucho en esa época los días sábados por la noche mirando por tv Drawn Together,,, aunque ahora son grandes y están en la universidad pareciera que solo son recuerdos de no hace mucho tiempo y todo sigue siendo igual solo que ahora se beben mi cerveza
Recuerdo hacer dos niveles en el 2013 (FIESTA PARTY HORROR y el otro se llama MI PIERNAAA ) mis hijos de trece y de 10 años en ese entonces también crearon uno llamado ( LANZA SPADA) aunque no son unas obras de arte pero nos divertimos mucho en esa época los días sábados por la noche mirando por tv Drawn Together,,, aunque ahora son grandes y están en la universidad pareciera que solo son recuerdos de no hace mucho tiempo y todo sigue siendo igual solo que ahora se beben mi cerveza
By beaneggboboman2 on April 20, 2022
can you make a cutscene tool and make a trigger enable the cutscene?
can you make a cutscene tool and make a trigger enable the cutscene?
By BayMuthis on April 17, 2022
Will you post an update on the sequel or what? I know it's hard to make a game and all, but it's been 7 FREAKING YEARS.
Will you post an update on the sequel or what? I know it's hard to make a game and all, but it's been 7 FREAKING YEARS.
By DiXy2001AaEl on April 17, 2022
Happy Wheels 2 - Leaked Showcase!!! [url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcY66RB06k4[/url] [url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsjcG7EoOXE[/url] [url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOoQFeIQqcY[/url] [url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7R1vLNHs44[/url] [url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlU0tNEGVb0[/url] [url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMAoZeC4mTk[/url] Please Like this Video and Comment!!!
Happy Wheels 2 - Leaked Showcase!!! [url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcY66RB06k4[/url] [url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsjcG7EoOXE[/url] [url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOoQFeIQqcY[/url] [url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7R1vLNHs44[/url] [url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlU0tNEGVb0[/url] [url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMAoZeC4mTk[/url] Please Like this Video and Comment!!!
By DiXy2001AaEl on April 16, 2022
Please like this video!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCtWfPzuP1w
Please like this video!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCtWfPzuP1w
By segway_steve0 on April 15, 2022
I just **** the existence of this thread, and some of the comments are just comedic gold lmao
I just **** the existence of this thread, and some of the comments are just comedic gold lmao
By amogus666 on April 14, 2022
I already have 2 levels just laid out at one o'clock in the morning instead of the time that is now and therefore no one played them fix this shit.
I already have 2 levels just laid out at one o'clock in the morning instead of the time that is now and therefore no one played them fix this shit.
By BMWBoi3974 on April 12, 2022
when are you gonna put happy wheels 2 out? i know it would take lots of time to work on engine and stuff. but i was just curious since everybody has played the original for so long. Love the game!
when are you gonna put happy wheels 2 out? i know it would take lots of time to work on engine and stuff. but i was just curious since everybody has played the original for so long. Love the game!
By DiXy2001AaEl on April 09, 2022
Please like this sequel trailer: Music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIqastwgewU Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yT1nD7dIO0A
Please like this sequel trailer: Music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIqastwgewU Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yT1nD7dIO0A
By pacco009 on April 04, 2022
been playing this game since mid-2000s i'd say. a game i can go back to in order to try peoples wild maps :)
been playing this game since mid-2000s i'd say. a game i can go back to in order to try peoples wild maps :)
By SMG4 Spaguetti Happy on April 01, 2022
Woah Thanks developers for remaking this amazing bloody game !111, but do you delevopers think that you should upgrade Happy Wheels on mobile, its kinda dead and not upgraded
Woah Thanks developers for remaking this amazing bloody game !111, but do you delevopers think that you should upgrade Happy Wheels on mobile, its kinda dead and not upgraded
By sneakywolfy3 on March 28, 2022
this game is great and i can't wait for the second one until then more pogo fight levels shall be made
this game is great and i can't wait for the second one until then more pogo fight levels shall be made
By MUIGOKUUU on March 25, 2022
this game rules i made my first happy wheels video and it got allot of views
this game rules i made my first happy wheels video and it got allot of views
By animangagod on March 15, 2022
Jim, I have an issue. I currently have two accounts. animangargod uses on email. 00Darkhal uses another email. Both emails sound identical to the author name.....yet my third email is already in use. Mind looking that up? dont00forgetthisone is the name you looking for. And whats the author name using it? I would like it to be named NotDeadYet, the furry challenger
Jim, I have an issue. I currently have two accounts. animangargod uses on email. 00Darkhal uses another email. Both emails sound identical to the author name.....yet my third email is already in use. Mind looking that up? dont00forgetthisone is the name you looking for. And whats the author name using it? I would like it to be named NotDeadYet, the furry challenger
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