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Happy Wheels Javascript is UP
By Jim on December 28, 2020
By Jim on December 28, 2020
Moments before the horrific, blasphemous death of flash, the java script version of Happy Wheels has arrived. That was close. Sorry for the delay. Hopefully the fear of losing Happy Wheels did not prevent your restful sleep. If you didn't even know it was in development, then here is your exciting news.
This is the first public version of the game, so please allow some time for the remaining bugs to be ironed out. Though I still love flash, what's great about this version is that it performs very well on mobile devices. However, this release does not yet include on screen mobile controls. That will be added in the next update. If you're desperate to try it out on your phone, a bluetooth keyboard works very well. Though I mentioned previously that the game would now run at 60 fps, some of the heavier levels definitely bog down at that framerate. It is already possible through a setting though, so perhaps I could host a 60 Hz version on another page for those with super beefy processors. Aside from that, Happy Wheels JS should be pretty close in every way to the original. The database of users, levels, and replays remains the same. The only thing lost is the impending doom of the end of existence.
Goodboy Digital are my friends in London responsible for the port of the game, and they have my eternal thanks. This took far more effort than expected, and they even managed to make a custom port of box2d just to maintain all the quirks of the original game. I'd also like to thank site and discord admin Kittenswolf for his help, and everyone else beta testing on discord for the past few months. Thanks to everyone else for still playing Happy Wheels 10 years after its launch, even without updates. I don't know why this is still happening, but I wouldn't be doing what I'm doing without your help. Special no thanks to the few international randoms who have inspired a resurgence in DDOS'ing the site over the past couple months.
The original flash version of Happy Wheels will, for as long as possible, be located here.
Yes, my full time job is still developing the sequel. No, I am a slow recluse and will not share anything. Ok, that's it seeya.
This is the first public version of the game, so please allow some time for the remaining bugs to be ironed out. Though I still love flash, what's great about this version is that it performs very well on mobile devices. However, this release does not yet include on screen mobile controls. That will be added in the next update. If you're desperate to try it out on your phone, a bluetooth keyboard works very well. Though I mentioned previously that the game would now run at 60 fps, some of the heavier levels definitely bog down at that framerate. It is already possible through a setting though, so perhaps I could host a 60 Hz version on another page for those with super beefy processors. Aside from that, Happy Wheels JS should be pretty close in every way to the original. The database of users, levels, and replays remains the same. The only thing lost is the impending doom of the end of existence.
Goodboy Digital are my friends in London responsible for the port of the game, and they have my eternal thanks. This took far more effort than expected, and they even managed to make a custom port of box2d just to maintain all the quirks of the original game. I'd also like to thank site and discord admin Kittenswolf for his help, and everyone else beta testing on discord for the past few months. Thanks to everyone else for still playing Happy Wheels 10 years after its launch, even without updates. I don't know why this is still happening, but I wouldn't be doing what I'm doing without your help. Special no thanks to the few international randoms who have inspired a resurgence in DDOS'ing the site over the past couple months.
The original flash version of Happy Wheels will, for as long as possible, be located here.
Yes, my full time job is still developing the sequel. No, I am a slow recluse and will not share anything. Ok, that's it seeya.
Comments — Page 1
By Arrowmic_63 on December 02, 2022
wait... there are ADS! no. shut up. do not change the game in any way, shape or form
wait... there are ADS! no. shut up. do not change the game in any way, shape or form
By imatschoolpleasehelp on December 02, 2022
the ads!! well, as long as the website stays up, i'm ok with ads.
the ads!! well, as long as the website stays up, i'm ok with ads.
By Malkovith1 on December 01, 2022
Hi, replays to my levels from 2021 seem to have broken down. I remember them working a year ago. Moreover some levels saved in the editor do not load properly, are they lost forever? There must be some kind of bug.
Hi, replays to my levels from 2021 seem to have broken down. I remember them working a year ago. Moreover some levels saved in the editor do not load properly, are they lost forever? There must be some kind of bug.
By marshmallow captain on November 22, 2022
idk where to post this but my art keeps converting to different ones i make like my plant leaves keep turning into grass wtf plzzzzz fix fr i cant do anything without it happening
idk where to post this but my art keeps converting to different ones i make like my plant leaves keep turning into grass wtf plzzzzz fix fr i cant do anything without it happening
By 6Tylerbugs on November 14, 2022
The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't, by subtracting where it is, from where it isn't, or where it isn't, from where it is, whichever is greater, it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance sub-system uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is, to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position where it was, is now the position that it isn't. In the event of the position that it is in is not the position that it wasn't, the system has required a variation. The variation being the difference between where the missile is, and where it wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too, may be corrected by the GEA. However, the missile must also know where it was. The missile guidance computance scenario works as fol
The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't, by subtracting where it is, from where it isn't, or where it isn't, from where it is, whichever is greater, it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance sub-system uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is, to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position where it was, is now the position that it isn't. In the event of the position that it is in is not the position that it wasn't, the system has required a variation. The variation being the difference between where the missile is, and where it wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too, may be corrected by the GEA. However, the missile must also know where it was. The missile guidance computance scenario works as fol
By Medo Gamer20 on November 08, 2022
Ye, the world cup is in Qatar. Now shut up u racist piece of ****
Ye, the world cup is in Qatar. Now shut up u racist piece of ****
By ArrowAIM12 on November 05, 2022
wow its some sort of chat thing cool now watch me beg you to play the game of stuff beg beg beg beg beg beg beg beg beg beg beg beg beg beg beg beg beg beg beg beg beg beg beg beg beg beg beg beg beg beg beg beg beg beg beg beg beg beg beg beg beg beg beg beg beg beg beg beg beg beg beg beg beg beg beg beg beg beg beg beg beg beg beg hey wdym you dont wanna grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr ^ average 5 year old here ^ and yes i made a game called "the game of stuff"
wow its some sort of chat thing cool now watch me beg you to play the game of stuff beg beg beg beg beg beg beg beg beg beg beg beg beg beg beg beg beg beg beg beg beg beg beg beg beg beg beg beg beg beg beg beg beg beg beg beg beg beg beg beg beg beg beg beg beg beg beg beg beg beg beg beg beg beg beg beg beg beg beg beg beg beg beg hey wdym you dont wanna grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr ^ average 5 year old here ^ and yes i made a game called "the game of stuff"
By Mythicgamer153 on October 14, 2022
@semiesem2 because you are a 2 year old with autism who doesnt understand how many young people play SIMPLER happy wheels games :)
@semiesem2 because you are a 2 year old with autism who doesnt understand how many young people play SIMPLER happy wheels games :)
By semiesem2 on September 29, 2022
trash levels are taking over like wtf is ''blue pogo fight'' it looks like it was put together by a 5 year old with dyslexia how does it have twice the amount of players then my level which was posted earlier
trash levels are taking over like wtf is ''blue pogo fight'' it looks like it was put together by a 5 year old with dyslexia how does it have twice the amount of players then my level which was posted earlier
By sshshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh on September 22, 2022
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\vaelsdf xncclKnvae fdCXKn gfaRZDXP(fr-french revoloution)
By iamblackalr on September 19, 2022
nah jit a lating on the aveune rip pnb rock and the wienrer elizabethhhh
nah jit a lating on the aveune rip pnb rock and the wienrer elizabethhhh
By SkittleGamer_YT28 on September 15, 2022
great game overall i just wish it could be less laggy and have better fps
great game overall i just wish it could be less laggy and have better fps
By Hotsteppa on September 15, 2022
Besides FPS issues there are also issues with the editor - when it comes to the art tool, the shapes that you make bug-out and are completely unrecognizable from those which you previously made
Besides FPS issues there are also issues with the editor - when it comes to the art tool, the shapes that you make bug-out and are completely unrecognizable from those which you previously made
By LittleBoy2014 on September 12, 2022
it keeps logging me out when i login and play pls fix this total
it keeps logging me out when i login and play pls fix this total
By MarkusMMA on August 23, 2022
we wait for more characters and for happy wheels 2... i dont know how much longer we wait...
we wait for more characters and for happy wheels 2... i dont know how much longer we wait...
By GaryRutonda on August 21, 2022
Take your time with the sequel, Jim, I'm sure that Happy Wheels 2 will come out before Half Life 3 does lol
Take your time with the sequel, Jim, I'm sure that Happy Wheels 2 will come out before Half Life 3 does lol
By marshmallow captain on August 17, 2022
wtf my cursor icon is like positioned off to the left so its really fucking hard to tell where my mouse actually is
wtf my cursor icon is like positioned off to the left so its really fucking hard to tell where my mouse actually is
By ROBOTICE51681682 on August 16, 2022
Why i got laggy in i have 6gb ram on happy wheels fps 1-0 in please need fix bug it
Why i got laggy in i have 6gb ram on happy wheels fps 1-0 in please need fix bug it
By Bigbloodhead on July 29, 2022
The link to the 60fps version is: https://totaljerkface.com/happy_wheels_60fps.tjf No playa, i'm fuckin serious.
The link to the 60fps version is: https://totaljerkface.com/happy_wheels_60fps.tjf No playa, i'm fuckin serious.
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