News Post
By Jim on March 13, 2014

...I don't want to jinx it, but it appears as though I have a reliable, fully functioning site (THIS SITE YOU ARE ON RIGHT NOW, YOU FOOLS!). We'll see how it goes during full traffic load today, but for me it has remained zippy no matter what I do. I'm just in disbelief that you can actually play Happy Wheels for more than 3 minutes without it hanging and requiring a refresh. All credit goes to Alec, who rebuilt the new java site and database from scratch. Very special thanks to Sean who managed to tape together the broken pile of sticks that was the original site (which was intended for magnitudes less than 500,000 users a day) for the past couple years. Right now we just wanted to match the intended functionality of the old site, but because the foundation has been completely redone, the site can be expanded with new features. Along with the update to the entire backend, I updated and added several things to the game. Here's a list:
  • New, more efficient level and replay browsers
  • Level and author search has been reactivated
  • Favoriting levels actually works
  • An arrow in the featured levels menu lets you see other levels by featured authors
  • Publishing levels is now separate from saving
  • Deleting levels can now be done in the editor load menu. This may be added back to user pages this week.
  • There is a debug draw mode in the level editor. This will allow you to see all physics shapes and joints when testing a level. It must be checked on in the drop down editor menu.
  • Triggers can now be triggered by other triggers. The line connecting the triggers will have arrows pointing in the direction of the receiving trigger. This will allow you do apply several trigger actions at once to several object without having all the triggers overlap.
  • Triggers can be disabled and enabled through other triggers. This will prevent them from going off until required.
  • Triggers now have a repeat setting. Previously triggers would activate once and delete themselves. Now you can, with various options, have a trigger action repeat itself continuously. This will allow you to do things that were previously very complicated or impossible. I can have an old man jumping and yelling about his leg until the end of time.
  • Groups now have the same trigger actions as shapes. You can now set groups to fixed, non-fixed, delete group shapes, and delete the entire group with triggers.
  • When copying and pasting triggers and shapes, trigger actions will now actually copy over. Previously copied actions would be set to their default values. It was annoying.
  • Non-player characters can now be manually posed by double clicking on them and dragging their limbs. I've had to do inverse kinematics for the new game, so I plopped it in here. Dragging the stupid sliders to pose the characters before was such a pain in the ass. Sorry I didn't do this sooner.
  • "Hold pose" for non-player characters now works more closely to how I originally intended. It will work how it used to for old levels.
  • Various editor bugs have been fixed. There may be more I haven't been aware of. I will make a bugs email address so people can help me find any I've missed.
  • *(forgot this one) Shapes now have 2 new collision settings.

I think that's it. There may be one or two things I've missed. I'll edit the post if I remember. I'm going to make a video for tomorrow showing some ideas for things you can make with the new features. I'm still mad nobody has made a good helicopter man level. Maybe it's because I didn't even mention him in a news post. Or maybe I just missed one. If you know of one, please let me know. I already have to go back and feature like 10 levels over the past few months.

Anyways, I'm very happy to have the site functioning as it is. Thank you for your patience in dealing with the migration. If you were not patient... well, sorry. Now that problems can actually be solved and new news posts don't require me to login to phpmyadmin, I'll be more communicative and less of a recluse. There are still some issues that we are aware of (some deleted levels have been restored, some level data must be retransferred, and some old replays have ratings of zero), but these will hopefully all be ironed out in the next week. After that I will be helping Jason finish up the iPhone version, and then I will finally return to the Happy Wheels sequel.

Comments are now listed most recent first. This was originally confusing me, but it's better.

For now, here's my goodbye in stunning comic sans!
Comments — Page 1
By NextoDerp on April 15, 2018

Pls add auto-saving i forgot to copy level data and my level what i was doing 20 minutes have been deleted!
By nomron3000 on December 03, 2015

Why are all but my lowest rated level gone...WHY?!
By Enderfreak3004 on December 26, 2014

i can`t play levels from other players. ;-( why ?
By DragonOnZap23 on November 23, 2014

By a happy wheels fan on November 02, 2014

what is the new site?
By ZeenFire on October 19, 2014

happy wheels wont work
By noisyjam7 on October 19, 2014

wen is it coming out and what is the website
By pewdapietoby on October 02, 2014

By Abderabbouh on August 12, 2014

Elements: Fire,Water,Earth...
By damienandjames on August 09, 2014

i agree with you franjbob10000
By damienandjames on August 09, 2014

By ronlarios on July 31, 2014

dude i have an great idea maybe someone had say it before but im still gonna say it. can you please make a player creation, if you will make it' gonna be awesome. you will decide how it goes
By asumi24 on July 27, 2014

Can i suggest something can u update the tools that automatic can build our want like a car that automatically build it with one tool or a robot maybe!
By asumi24 on July 27, 2014

I Think iTs Good To Have A Multiplayer!?
By harikacaner123 2 on July 25, 2014

Multiplayer too pls
By harikacaner123 2 on July 25, 2014

Can You Add Guns?
By theothe epic conqurf on July 24, 2014

can you add a damegable car or something awsome
By dragon5556 on July 19, 2014

By monstergames222 on July 17, 2014

yes cool new site! im new to jerkface so its cool to me!!!
By harikacaner123 on July 09, 2014

You can make Happy Wheels 2 ?deas Car, Jetski same think?
By Surlin_Darius on June 30, 2014

You can make a new option at trigger to appear a shape??? it can help ! And make the polygon tool with more lines and to move lines in other parts ! no in circle.
By floplollipop on June 20, 2014

Can you please add some more characters? Like a dude in an airplane? Or maybe you could make the level editor a bit easier? It's SO hard to make a nice detailed level! And to make vehicles. And to make our character walk, like on two legs, not on his/her vehicle. Happy Wheels is getting a bit boring and it's not like it was before. And hey, what was the name of the level which is "a mini GTA" ? I JUST CANT FIND IT!!!!!
By Amymen1 on May 31, 2014

Can You Create More Subject(car,TrashCan,...) And More Character !
By Amymen1 on May 31, 2014

Can You Create A Slow Motion Without Falling !
By EatAllTheCheese on May 26, 2014

I was thinking you could make a kid character with a douchebag haircut and a backwards hat riding a scooter, or a skateboard, and for the sounds it'd be like a skateboard's wheels moving along the ground, as casual, duhh. Also, I hate comic sans. How could you?
By Princess Woona on May 26, 2014

and make animal chars too ^.^
By Princess Woona on May 26, 2014

ever since i made account game wont load, screen just stays blue. help any1? pls
By volkerteam on May 25, 2014

389 :D
By Zleton Ibrihamovac on May 17, 2014

By RizzoJizz on May 04, 2014

I'm not gonna lie I love Happy Wheels, but the pin tool and trigger tool are fucking ridiculous and there is really no need for them because they do not fucking work! :D I have tried every you tube step by step thing and triggers don't even go off or even work and joints don't even stay together and the whole pin and trigger tool are worthless. I'd honestly get rid of them because very little people know how to fucking work the damn things.
By xXMaceManiacXx on May 03, 2014

More characters please!!!
By gatitofa on May 03, 2014

why not a multiplayer first come wing goal wins the game please be fun and you can do what most people would play
By AssassinCobraLOLOL on April 29, 2014

That's about. Not aboy.
By AssassinCobraLOLOL on April 29, 2014

Hey jim! Dude, once I have completed my minecraft level, care to check it out? If you like it post feedback on your youtube channel, that's "imangryman" right? Enjoy! Plus happy wheels NEEDS a new character! Maybe a guy on a skateboard or an old WOMAN called wheelchair woman who is basicly like moped couple just, in wheelchairs. Bai bai!!!! (Sorry aboy the 9billion word essay on this comment)
By ikeer5678 on April 28, 2014

I fucking hate comic sans
By happy 14 year old on April 28, 2014

fuck you i hate comic sans
By NokilaMakila on April 27, 2014

hey jim can you tell me pls how to make a walking mech go to browse and look it and tall me pls
By ptashchenko on April 26, 2014

? ??? ?? ???????
By hatimlasahad_8 on April 24, 2014

this isnt even loading for me :-/ just siting here on blue screen can anyone help me ??
By cro_gaming on April 24, 2014

By Jhansen on April 23, 2014

Can you please tell me how to make moving elevators
By totaljerkface1298 on April 20, 2014

Can you make a new Upgrade on happy wheels : Carate your own vehicle Change clothes of the characters Make wepons shoot teleporting shapes make characters face forward Make a puncher glove that is big and can punch characters make irresposible gramother New miscenoclis (how do you spell the wepons like axes) Add sheilds put fire add showers new backgrounds scenes add animals make a character walk or run add what sectionn of levels you want to see(Catagories) Quit the rule make one level a day! add drums(and other instruments) bowling balls add hairstyles suns clouds add new text writing add stones
By happy wheels game ma on April 20, 2014

Best Online Game Ever Keep Upgrading Happy Wheels
By THE 360S GAMER on April 18, 2014

hello O O \_/
By Be4stBroz11 on April 18, 2014

Can u make more characters?
By wabam123 on April 17, 2014

By Goatlord666 on April 13, 2014

Can you make a dog or cat character? I like what those doods say about backgrounds newness...Mad Max background be cool. Fahrt noises plz..TY :)
By bitblock on April 12, 2014

Omg, it's a miracle! I can actually browse this site without it being incredibly slow! Big respect for Alec for making this a reality.
By totaljerkface1298 on April 12, 2014

Hey jim will you make new backgrounds for the game like space
By bluepearl on April 11, 2014

hey man! happy wheels doesn't works well
By Mr pe4enko on April 11, 2014

???? ????? ?????? ?????????
By Stupidity352 on April 11, 2014

OH MAN, this means the game is over?!
By sheabro122 on April 11, 2014

make more people for happy wheels k ???
By kevin9768 on April 10, 2014

it stays blue i can't play it :(
By Tadashi san on April 10, 2014

i cant play. its been two days since i played normally... it just wont load!! the little screen stays blue,i have tried turning my wifi on and off, my computer also, is there aything i cam do so i can play again?
By superspy_ruub on April 10, 2014

i've make an new account but i can' t play happy wheels anymore! can you fix this?
By owenboygames010 on April 09, 2014

wrm doet de site het niet ??
By owenboygames010 on April 09, 2014

wat voor site dan
By yildirimalptekin on April 08, 2014

yildirim alptekin
By sampyul12 on April 07, 2014

By LWPeterson on April 06, 2014

When I attach more than one trigger to an object, only the first one works. Is this happening to any of you guys?
By kai wilson on April 05, 2014

i would add a space man character so you could go forward and jump and when you jump, you go in the air then come down SLOWLY
By DanielFrumos on April 04, 2014

Hello Jim Bonacci!If you read this i want to do something:when we select caracters we will do that:we select the human{example:lanmower guy}and we will select vehicle{example:segway}it follows that we have lanmower guy whit segway!Please do this update!I think my idea is awsome!
By Eff EL Official on April 03, 2014

Well honestly, I would like to see that Happy Wheels thing on the Android, as well, seeing as how I'm anti-apple, those fucking hypocrite, "don't fucking jailbreak our phones" douches... Yeah... Android. Open Source. Yay. But yeah, I'm sure you guys could do it.
By BoygeyMario on April 03, 2014

Have you checked out a level called "|The Time Lab|"?