News Post
oh haaay
By Happy Wheels on November 13, 2012

Hello friends,

Very sorry for the long absence. Rereading the last post, I was a bit shocked at how miserable that made my situation sound. I shouldn't have left that up there so long. I may have been quite frustrated that day, but I AM IN FACT DOING SPLENDIDLY. I'm currently in Los Angeles, California for two weeks. I've eaten nearly 800 tacos. Yesterday we shot guns. Before that I was in Portland for a week. I've never been to either, and decided to visit when Jason had some obligations over here.

As for the site... we are actually testing a new version Sean recently completed and will make the transfer once we're done. It looks the same, but the site will now be on a much stabler, more secure framework. Once that is done, it will be much easier to pinpoint inefficiencies in the database...which is the constant source of the site troubles.

I've been spending my own time creating a new version of Happy Wheels from scratch. At least, I assume it will be Happy Wheels. I'm learning c++ and opengl. It is fun to have something new and challenging, so I'm pumped to have something showable soon. I promise it will be awesome (if you liked Happy Wheels and my judgement hasn't expired). The plan is to sell a version of the game for $5-10. I think this will eliminate a lot of horrible levels from being created. I'd still like everyone to have access to the game though, so I will see about the possibility of releasing a free version eventually that doesn't include the level editor. Perhaps that could be in webgl. This is all very far off and just speculation.

Probably the most exciting part of this news post for myself is that I will have a booth at PAX East next March in Boston. I actually can't wait, but I suppose I am forced to. I missed my chance to do this several times before due to stupidity. It will be wonderful to leave my mother's locked basement and meet anyone who has played Happy Wheels (as this is actually very rare in real life). Just please, NO DIRECT SKIN CONTACT. Latex gloves will be available.
Comments — Page 1
By ralphalvic on March 13, 2014

HAHA I WILL SHOW YOU
By on February 04, 2014

Real Madrid
By temp on February 04, 2014

Real Madrid
By on February 04, 2014

Real Madrid
By NaegiKun on January 22, 2014

Like Game Version Happy Wheels Characters Level Amazing
By NaegiKun on January 22, 2014

Like Game Version Happy Wheels Characters Level Amazing
By theproman24 on October 29, 2013

if any body reads please message me about any thing football,baseball,wwe,and school i dont like school but if you want to talk message me thanks and check out my youtub channle at youtube.com/austincraftgaming
By theproman24 on October 29, 2013

if any body reads please message me about any thing football,baseball,wwe,and school i dont like school but if you want to talk message me thanks and check out my youtub channle at youtube.com/austincraftgaming
By Homless goomba JR on October 20, 2013

this game sweet its my first day playing it
By orenmiles2 on October 11, 2013

I'm new games are crappy
By Grieco1127 on October 04, 2013

How would it being money solve our problems!??!
By jaggie1234 on September 24, 2013

www.youtube_heart of a champion redfoo
By jaggie1234 on September 24, 2013

www.youtube_heart of a champion redfoo
By yildirimalptekin on September 20, 2013

king kaos
By yildirimalptekin on September 20, 2013

king kaos
By yildirimalptekin on September 20, 2013

king kaos
By CreepySock on September 17, 2013

Pooping in a sock?
By Scahff123 on September 08, 2013

lvl 1 like nice!
By WolframLF on August 29, 2013

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By GamersOptimal on August 14, 2013

Iam So Excited For This Woow A New Happy Wheels Game Like I Can't Wait, Put It Up On Steam And I'd Buy It ! :D
By TheAmazingPancakeMan on August 13, 2013

The Oblivion advert doesn't play, so I can't play happy wheels... :(
By Frostkiller156 on August 09, 2013

@KingKAos what fix your damn game do you have a danm and badass games?
By Frostkiller156 on August 09, 2013

god damn i can't tell anything! oh never mind play my game on happy wheels is welocme to the future and welcome to the robs EPIC ...
By Frostkiller156 on August 09, 2013

god damn i can't tell anything! oh never mind play my game on happy wheels is welocme to the future and welcome to the robs EPIC ...
By Frostkiller156 on August 09, 2013

god damn i can't tell anything! oh never mind play my game on happy wheels is welocme to the future and welcome to the robs EPIC ...
By ifichi3 on August 07, 2013

we are three children of ten years dedicateci many levels
By selkadoom455 on August 07, 2013

good to hear :)
By slaya on August 05, 2013

I appreciate the the work you're putting into happy wheels Jim, and i would gladly purchase happy wheels if at least most of the money is going into improving the game...
By jp3195 on July 21, 2013

Yea you should just fix the game it only works for like 5 minutes then it just turns blue
By Rianaroxys on July 17, 2013

is tht y i can't play happy wheels cuz ive been trying for at least a month now, every day -.- i just have to watch pewds play it :P <3
By brinichol on July 13, 2013

lol love it!!<33333333 ;]
By brinichol on July 13, 2013

lol love it!!<33333333 ;]
By MYMOM234 on July 12, 2013

anyone who plays roblox can seriously go fuck themselves. that game is a virus clone of minecraft in a glitchy ass RAM eating download.
By manolis on July 11, 2013

Hey ! i am new here ! can i ask somthing ? when i go to play Happy wheels i am pressing "play" but then it isnt loads ! please send me a message and tell me what to do ! Thank you !
By epicman69 on July 07, 2013

not free any more? now how am i going to have fun, im telling you, dont make it a pay to build cuase im pretty good at building its just, you will lose so many people it wont be funny so dont do it or you could simply put a Stupid Level Button so if they got 5 reports or whatever they would be removed.
By JbMonez on July 01, 2013

this shit is stupid
By JbMonez on July 01, 2013

awsome
By JbMonez on July 01, 2013

awsome
By JbMonez on July 01, 2013

awsome
By JbMonez on July 01, 2013

awsome
By Dornex6756 on June 29, 2013

Damn. we can just fucking download it. fix your game.... BIATCH!
By jacc9 on June 28, 2013

yes
By d45kkanddaylinzeeb on June 27, 2013

luv this game so much u guys shud get an account for roblox
By d45kkanddaylinzeeb on June 27, 2013

luv this game so much u guys shud get an account for roblox
By d45kkanddaylinzeeb on June 27, 2013

luv this game so much u guys shud get an account for roblox
By d45kkanddaylinzeeb on June 27, 2013

luv this game so much u guys shud get an account for roblox
By d45kkanddaylinzeeb on June 27, 2013

luv this game so much u guys shud get an account for roblox
By nOf34rs on June 23, 2013

Jim, Please make a walking character
By NoVa Is da bomb on June 20, 2013

Man i wish that for some games u didnt have to pay jeez! i just searched the whole innternet looking for a GOOD game! this one is fine but i play it a lot!
By mason tv123 on June 17, 2013

why did you eat 800 tacos.WTF!
By andymyers on June 08, 2013

this site is so fricken random
By FluffyKat456 on June 08, 2013

um Jim there's a problem when I want to make a level for happy wheels it says I'm not logged in when I am please fix this
By PHYSCOL1AM on June 02, 2013

seriously im not into buying it or waiting for a free one keep it like this man.
By alva2345 on May 28, 2013

como lo areglas al maldito juego
By alva2345 on May 28, 2013

hola soy nuevo el happy wheels esta guenisimo pero el otro juego orible no se como pasar la maldita parte de matar al enano que saca la cabeza un burro
By DADADAD213 on May 26, 2013

XD HAHHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
By DADADAD213 on May 26, 2013

XD HAHHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
By DADADAD213 on May 26, 2013

please don't sell it
By HW elite 356 on May 25, 2013

bad idea to make us pay for this game. i mean millions of us play and if it costs money youll lose like half yo plyers. sure ill pay tho :)
By Fabian2345 on May 09, 2013

im game happy wheels game no happy???
By Fabian2345 on May 09, 2013

im game happy wheels game no happy???
By poisonboy123 on May 08, 2013

hey bitches im a new user suck my ass
By matx720 on May 08, 2013

doce! Eu tenho esse código premium Minecraft livre e funcionou! I got it from freeminecraft ✿ nos
By matx720 on May 08, 2013

doce! Eu tenho esse código premium Minecraft livre e funcionou! I got it from freeminecraft ✿ nos
By Thince on May 07, 2013

Bless your face