News Post
We are alive
By Happy Wheels on May 21, 2012

Hello everyone (this is Jason). Here's that news post that everyone has been asking about.

First off, we've added Pogostick Man. All of you know this. As you might guess, he rides a pogo stick. Thanks to Nova for providing vocals. Now when he plays Happy Wheels, he can scream with himself. And the internet becomes a bit less lonely of a place. Some of you have asked about having other YouTube gamers record vocals. We're not really planning on doing that. A male voice was needed and Nova, who happens to have a fairly unique voice, mentioned interest. We'll most likely go and record a bunch of new voices soon. The next character vocals are most likely female.

Pressing up/down moves Pogostick Man forward/backward with small jumps. Holding space bar results in a big jump. Pressing shift makes him stand upright on the pogo stick and control makes him crouch. Some of his joints are stronger than other characters which allow him to land big jumps without breaking to pieces. Once ejected, his joints are normal strength.

The response to Pogostick Man has been pretty incredible, but this of course has resulted in a trend of unoriginal wall-jumping levels which has polluted the level browser. Please make original levels.

Second, we have exceeded ONE MILLION Facebook 'likes'. Hitting this mark was never expected. In fact, we originally were hoping for 5000 (Jim: "we did?"). And of course we talked about doing something for this event, but then planned poorly and missed it. So the surprise is that there was no surprise. We will eventually post some awesome pictures of the socks that Jim bought. Or we won't. We know you love the suspense. Thanks to everyone who clicked 'like'.

Third, the development of the forums is on hold. We estimated it would be done by now, but then something came up.

Forth, things are a bit slow right now because Jim is incarcerated in Thailand, but I assure you we're always working on something and there are a lot of things to come.
Comments — Page 1
By Farhan Gozali on November 15, 2013

more charcters jim !!
By Farhan Gozali on November 15, 2013

more charcters jim !!
By holynether on October 09, 2013

You should add another character like a nerdman(a nerd driving a desk) or cowboy jack(a cowboy on a horse) The last update was about more than 12 months.
By augelis on August 23, 2013

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By flippinmonkeys on August 15, 2013

Toby games should do some of the voices.
By RCKy012 on June 11, 2013

I know this is old but you should have Toby Turner or Tobuscus go with you and have a new (not him) character and have him play the vocals for it.He has a great voice and a very wide range of voice.
By psp13 on April 18, 2013

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By XxD3m0nicKitty16xX on April 03, 2013

Buttcheeks can do anything
By XxD3m0nicKitty16xX on April 03, 2013

Buttcheeks can do anything
By demiano01 on February 19, 2013

i like this aha aha i like this aha aha lets move aha aha i like this aha aha
By demiano01 on February 19, 2013

i like this aha aha i like this aha aha lets move aha aha i like this aha aha
By Snog on December 07, 2012

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By BlazeBird1 on December 02, 2012

Nearly all the time I am on HW it says i'm not logged in when I am. I really need this question answered!
By CooloyRo Letsplayer on November 01, 2012

Pogostickman is the best and i like it!! Pogo jump levels :)
By Rizzien on October 17, 2012

Can you make a Happy Wheels app for Android and iTunes :)
By Daniel Sacuti on October 14, 2012

Hey guy put new characters in happy wheels ... I will give an idea man corridor!!!
By numnuts1357 on August 27, 2012

Awesome! I\'ve just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> <<
By KNIGHT RIDER7 on August 20, 2012

u should add a gangster with a piped up car
By centUrioN zac on July 22, 2012

Hey, I've just received a free Minecraft Giftcode! You can get one too! >> <<
By tankking2 on July 09, 2012

pewdiepies girlfriend could do it :3
By slimjimman99 on July 06, 2012

i think that if nova got to do a voice in this game pewdiepie should as well.
By bootoos1991 on July 06, 2012

Awesome! oh Can you make with multiplayer pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee please please please it would be awesome i want to play with my friend and people please make it
By eliteskeleton on July 02, 2012

you should make pewdiepie as a police guy on a bicycle :P
By theshywillraindeath on July 01, 2012

Ok, what going? Also, thank's Bert! I will continue to make my random videos. In fact, I have already made one, I just need to upload it to Youtube. I'll post it on the newest post.
By Henry8506 on June 30, 2012

Hey guys i want play happy wheels and it say error pls ask me what going ):
By LWPeterson on June 28, 2012

Some noobs don't know how to register or how to make levels. I saw that in the about section.
By theshywillraindeath on June 27, 2012

LOL well don't tell them where it's at... maybe they won't see the PLAY THE FULL VERSION AT TOTALJERKFACE.COM in the corner of the screen.
By ACHIEVERjunior on June 27, 2012

By LWPeterson on June 27, 2012

Did they register and make nooby levels yet?
By ACHIEVERjunior on June 27, 2012

Kids in my school just learned about happy wheels, man they are so fucking nooby I JUST WANT TO PUNCH THEM IN THE FACE
By theshywillraindeath on June 26, 2012

SHOW. EST is a TIME ZONE Eastern Standard Time. JENGA SHOW is the NAME of the SHOW. :|
By ACHIEVERjunior on June 26, 2012

By LWPeterson on June 26, 2012

shw? est? Jenga show? Whatever......
By theshywillraindeath on June 26, 2012

Ok well thank you seriously for subscribing, and thank you sarcastically for my novel being borring. Nah just kidding. But anyway, no one comes to my shw anymore. If you want to come, just go to the tjftoday xat chat box around 10:00 AM EST and I will give a link. It is the Jenga Show, involving destruction of Jenga block towers via toy airplanes. And a monster truck.
By LWPeterson on June 25, 2012

Just spent a lot of time messaging noobs about their questions. oh and theshywillraindeath I have subscribed you on youtube! Your old camera novel was [b]BORING![/b]lol
By theshywillraindeath on June 24, 2012

@ Bert No, I recorded it with a ten year old camera that records in either 112p or 240p. It records to floppy disk, so you can only save up to 15 seconds of video on a floppy disk in 240p, so I just recorded it in 112p. And no, this was rendered in 112p, Youtube can only go down to 240p. Try it. It's still 112p. And yeah, the FPS is pretty terrible. The good thing is I didn't buy the camera. My dad got it for his work camera taking pictures of things he needed to. But recently he has started getting phones with cameras, so he doesn't need it anymore, so they just gave it to him! And I looked it up on, today it costs $799.99. Wow. It takes great still photos. Probably the reason it costs so much is because (unlike so many of today's cameras), it has dual media. Floppy disk or memory stick. Past or present. YOU CHOOSE! We don't have present, so we use floppy. Don't worry (not that you were anyway), it isn't the only camera I have. I'm sure you don't want to hear me give a long, drawn out description of each and every picture- taking device in my household, so here it this - I have better camera(s). Thank you for reading my novel about old cameras. I hope you like!
By chexmixrap45 on June 24, 2012

Atleast no shitheaded noobs ever find this page -_- and DeadClown gets a permaban from this site, and the sites been runing faster as of reacent :D
By ACHIEVERjunior on June 24, 2012

Well, that was the highlight of my day, guess I'll go gamble
By ACHIEVERjunior on June 23, 2012

I'm so confused, the last news post is the first, and the recent ones were...never even created?
By impulse111 on June 23, 2012

By ACHIEVERjunior on June 23, 2012

I see no noobs! oh wait he they comes
By LWPeterson on June 22, 2012

Read help.
By Loljurgen on June 22, 2012

this is kinda stupid but... uh think you could make an actual "UNDO" button.. i feel like there actually is one but i havent found one , BUT if there isnt one then maybe make it becuase i just hate when i spaz out on my crappy laptop and press BACKSPACE while i was trying to group a peice of art then i spam CTRL Z til my fingers go numb and nothing happens... soooo think about an Undo/ Redo button :D
By Foggy Red Lights on June 22, 2012

With only two levels, it's quite hard to be in-original. Here's me levels iExplore Demo - About doing anything you want V I K I N G - A level I made for Robbaz that got played in Episode 6.
By amberrex13 on June 22, 2012

You need to add some new levels to the admin selection list to spice stuff up a bit because people haven't been making very high quality leves lately. Aljigganomtrix
By Artist Smeargle on June 22, 2012

I played Dickdickdickdickdick's levels!... ....And it gave me cancer.
By ACHIEVERjunior on June 22, 2012

...You're sick in the head! <_<
By angelperson0 on June 22, 2012

YOu should make a teenage girl with a blonde ponytail and a short red skirt with tall black boots and a pink tee shirt ride a purple moped :p
By Leftypower123 on June 22, 2012

Man no updates in 2 months
By DIckdickdickdickdick on June 22, 2012

Check out my levels or you will die of internal bleedings!!!
By ACHIEVERjunior on June 22, 2012

We should gas ze news!
By LWPeterson on June 22, 2012

@ Godvonn, A new flag? @ broomy44, how many times do you think jetpack guy has been suggested? Really?
By Godvonn on June 22, 2012

Cool A new Character Better IF You Jim MAKE A New FLAG!!!
By Foggy Red Lights on June 22, 2012

OMFG, a little kid will most likely not be a character. How would their tiny limbs even widthstand a tiny bump? By making them extremely flexible, causing them to be nearly impossible to die and therefore boring? Wow, n00bs...
By sonic2427 on June 22, 2012

last time i played as irresponsible dad its hilarious XD
By gamerguy64 on June 21, 2012

You really should make little boy a character.
By broomy44 on June 21, 2012

I have an idea for a character you could make. He is jetpack guy he can fly and he is epic
By LWPeterson on June 21, 2012

I saw a level called "make original levels" in it, it told people to make original levels. When I saw the persons levels I saw a glass breaker level. [b][u]REALLY!?[/u][/b]
By tyu12 on June 21, 2012

[quote]By Mario2lol on Jun. 21st, 2012 5:21pm Isnt anyone tired of seeing the "stop this now" levels get to top rating.[/quote] People use that as some cheap way to get good ratings. Every time i see one I zerobomb it
By ACHIEVERjunior on June 21, 2012

Not more than I'm tired of seeing fake glitch levels in the top ratings