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By Happy Wheels on August 02, 2011
Well, I can't really express how angry I am in text. If only you could see my flailing arms. When the site went down Friday, I was under the assumption that it would be back up later that evening. It's now 1 am on Tuesday, and the site has just gone back up.
Anything that could have gone wrong with the new server installation did go wrong. What should have taken a few hours took 3 and a half days. The entirety of the blame goes to my hosting, who did the most spectacularly awful job possible. Even in the last 24 hours, there was not even the slightest hint of urgency in fixing my problems. I will be finding a new host as soon as I return from Berlin. I regret the timing of my trip as well as the fact that these are servers that I have purchased, as I will most likely have to sell them. I have lost a good deal of ad revenue as well as wasted money on hardware purchases. I am looking into how I will be compensated.
Adura, my server admin, has done an amazing job and is in no way to blame for the downtime. He's the reason the site is working at all now, and did a large portion of my host's work for them.
Unfortunately, there seem to be previous issues with my host's firewall popping up... most likely because we are now using a new set of IP addresses. This could mean some connectivity issues until they get their shit together.
I get into my office tomorrow morning, and I will update the game as soon as I have a chance. Hopefully the firewall issues won't be too bad. Sorry again and thanks for being patient (if you were).
By Dywanway on June 29, 2012
when the game loading it always stop
By SIG55083 on January 04, 2012
order game:the escape4 nexy heppy camping1 nexy
the escape5..........
By kenhasswagga on December 26, 2011
u suk my big dick dat i fuk girls wit i put it in her virgina and keep pushing u bitches wish u could do dat right
By bb44 on December 17, 2011
somebody tell me how do u make ur own chracter
By D Jay on October 15, 2011
stop posting here
By ilovemario on October 12, 2011
YES SEARCH IS FINALLY BACK
By a a r o n 4 321 on October 06, 2011
jim make new things please not forecing XD
By Flashbash4 on September 28, 2011
There is good news, we can now spam the fuck out of this page. PhysX probably doesn't pay any attention to it. Jk.
By hellriser360 on September 26, 2011
Hey Jim You Know When You Put It On Mute You Can Still Here The Rockets/Jets Wondering Could You Fix This Problem Please?
BIG
BIG
Spaces
BTW=I LOVE HAPPY WHEELS ITS MY LIFE LOL
By colonel Ford on September 22, 2011
Flash...Bash.... You derped.... the shit outta me.. ARGH! The pain..... !!!
By colonel Ford on September 14, 2011
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
That... Was what Jim was like when the serer fucked up.
By Chrisy4427 on September 13, 2011
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By colonel Ford on September 04, 2011
BECAVSCE I SVAID SVO, SVO SVTOP COMPAINIG OR ELSVE!!
By Caitlin9096 on August 12, 2011
It doesn't load up... >:(
By agentmario on August 11, 2011
^ Read the new FAQ
By iDontLikeMySon on August 11, 2011
Can You PLEASE Make A Skateboard Guy For Happy Wheels? :D
By Caitlin9096 on August 11, 2011
So glad it's back! Really missed it :)
By DAME on August 10, 2011
You will learn when the sites up maybe I will help you build levels AdmiralAckbar.
By I8ursister on August 09, 2011
@dynamo589 WTF! He just made the jet can you be patitent I have ADD and I am more patient then you!!!!!!
By AdmiralAckbar on August 09, 2011
Sorry dame but you got bounced niggaaaaaaa TROLLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Na sorry, i shouldn't critisize your levelmaking skills. Mine are shit aswell :L
By dynamo589 on August 09, 2011
When will there be new stuff
By agentmario on August 08, 2011
No you did not dame.
By DAME on August 08, 2011
That's stupid I had all the fucking rails right how the hell and AdmiralAckbar your a ass hat so stfu
By ilovemario on August 08, 2011
damn it the search isnt back but anyway i was going insane about the fact i couldnt play happy wheels
By supsssssss on August 08, 2011
this site is slowly falling apart
By I8ursister on August 08, 2011
Thanks for telling me Whoopsht
By 98bryanb on August 08, 2011
Plz make water,lava
that is realy coooooool
By AdmiralAckbar on August 08, 2011
LOL DAME YOU DUMB SHIT
TROLLOLOLOLOLOL
By agentmario on August 08, 2011
@Dame
You put the rail upside down.
By Spencerandtaylorful on August 07, 2011
Hey Jim! We'll all stick with ya' through your problems. I watch the full ads just for you! :D
By Whoopsht on August 07, 2011
@I8ursister the forums are what cause the site crashes. They are being recoded bofore being put back up.
@DAME you may have left something set to collision 3. Maybe it isn't fixed, maybe it isn't interactive. Just keep testing and trying stuff. It took me an entire day to get one mechanism to work. Just keep trying.
By DAME on August 07, 2011
I didn't fuck up on it there's a glitch.
Also wheres the cake?XD
By lewisman11 on August 07, 2011
mo wonder its friday it crashed Rebecca black sings that song
By I8ursister on August 07, 2011
Why the hell is the search still disabled and why is the forum also disabled. I do not know because I just got back from my vacation to the upper peninsula of michgan yesterday
By mazizo21 on August 07, 2011
search stil disabled
hasta cuando vas a solucionarlo
By dangerman on August 07, 2011
drawed a new ride
By slimeman123 on August 07, 2011
Don't worry Jim, it's ok it'll get better and just calm down and thanks for the jet and Jason and you are hard workers you can take a few breaks ok?
By coolman1213 on August 07, 2011
AAAH I WAS KIDDING ABOUT BEING DOOLIE TAKE A JOKE PEOPLE OH AND colonel Ford get a life imposter I would never make a skat vs ripstick level
By battlecckr on August 07, 2011
hey why did the site go down
By Whoopsht on August 07, 2011
Im quite fine myself, thank you for asking
By agentmario on August 07, 2011
^ OMG ITS JASON BOOONACEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!! ATOUGRAOHP PLEASE!
Jk.
By jason Bonnaci on August 07, 2011
Happy Wheels is the funniest game i've ever played.
By nice guy on August 07, 2011
XD XD XD XO I HATE U
By Le Awesome on August 07, 2011
CAN I HAZ SPIDER PIG?
By gaberz12 on August 07, 2011
WHEN IS SEARCH GONNA BE BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!1
By Whoopsht on August 07, 2011
Im quite fine myself, thank you for asking
By A Z A Z A on August 07, 2011
Guts and Gore , My Faourite >:)
By tristan1333 on August 07, 2011
im as happy as the wheels on irrisponsible dads bike :)
By agentmario on August 07, 2011
I feel bad for Jason...
By Whoopsht on August 07, 2011
@DAME no. It means you messed up.....
@trotterski, i fucking love you for that patrick comment
@colonel Ford hey hows it goin?
By DAME on August 06, 2011
I made a level called hard but fun coaster and at a certain point the track doesn't work at all.
Is this a bug/glitch?
It's really ruining my level and there's nothing I can do.
Basically fix the glitch please.
By colonel Ford on August 06, 2011
HOW COME HAPPY WHEELS ISN'T WORKING FOR ANYONE BUT ME???
By metalero2 on August 06, 2011
IT WAS TIME IF I FUCKING SEE THE FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER HEADHACHE PUPPY I AM GOING TO RAPE A ELEPHANT
PD: IM NOT JOKING
By I8ursister on August 06, 2011
WHY IS HAPPY WHEELS NOT LOADING!!!!!!
By colonel Ford on August 06, 2011
STOP ASKING FOR A SKATER!!! NO FREEE STANDERS!!