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By Happy Wheels on March 04, 2011

After a week of hell, some good changes have been made to the backend of the site. The level browser should be much faster, and hopefully the site won't die during peak hours. We'll see today if it runs well (fridays are busiest). If so, I should be able to work on the game again and not the goddamn database. Still, there are more optimizations to be made. In any case, the site has been having problems for more than a month... so if it works out I will be quite happy.

Apparently the addition of npcs or the harpoon gun caused a replay glitch. So I have to fix that next... it might ruin some previous replays. Sorry about that.

After that... everyone seems to like driving through glass, so I will make a legitimate breakable glass shape. I should have more breakable items. That should be fast. I'd also like to eventually make a terrain tool, which would be really helpful. However, the outrage for new characters is reaching obnoxious levels, so I will work on those instead.

I made a shirt design for the game here. Colors had to be limited to 6. I already asked on the facebook page, but what shirt would you choose? The overwhelming favorite there was the first one. I personally like the 5th. I imagine some of you very macho men will not tolerate the use of pink on your clothing. If all works out well, a shirt will go on sale on Newgrounds soon.
Comments — Page 1
By XxC0d3R3DxX on December 23, 2011

here are some ideas jim for characters i think would be good to have in the game thanks giving: a pilgrim riding a turkey cool guy: in a car halloween: devil on ehh well idk bout that well u get the idea besides nice santa update works really well
By zombie man with a gu on August 27, 2011

can some one tell me how to add ur name on levels
By Dom Adams on May 30, 2011

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By blake999 on May 20, 2011

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By Woodyz611 on April 09, 2011

i would get the fifth t-shirt, really, great stuff, now how much would they be?
By beruce lee on March 31, 2011

By wnathan65 on March 30, 2011

gay fucks
By snake6512 on March 27, 2011

i think this is the very best game better that black ops and gta
By bryceman86 on March 26, 2011

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By Anna11 on March 21, 2011

What an amazing level :)
By dhasson105 on March 18, 2011

i dont get a word u say people
By duckyduck on March 15, 2011

can u made a new playable charter ps i com from the netherland sry for my broken inglish please send me a message!!!
By narutoman644 on March 15, 2011

make a skater
By herdofbear on March 15, 2011

I know people have said this before, but when you press Z or Shift or whatever, it would be freakin epic if they could walk/run around. But do whatever you want, keep working on glass and stuff. Good job!
By mikamo111 on March 15, 2011

is there any probabillity for new characters? i really want more characters :D
By pickle123456789 on March 15, 2011

[b][/b][i][/i]this site should get some new games the demond one is crap , new games plz[b][/b][i][/i]
By bdawgblitz52 on March 15, 2011

make realstic guns for the non-playable charactors
By me_me_11 on March 15, 2011

i was thinking jim should make grass, water, cars(for nonplayble characters or just non interactive) also lava, costumes for people, more buildings, atomic bomb, maybe a boat....
By Cheez99 on March 14, 2011

what does the shirt look like? is there a pic of it on google. if so tell me how to find a pic of it.
By kkelley91798 on March 14, 2011

I don't care about people all I want is new level items Jim maybe you could add music or imported music,also more themes like ice or lava or the sky and also weather like rain and clouds and lighting etc. but I don't think slow motion would really be good because some people at making levels aren't that good (noobs). So you could be playing a very long level in slow motion but still an ok idea.
By wooooful on March 14, 2011

well i would like to have new charaters...probobly a teen on a skate board or a injured guy on a hospital bed or sombody on rollerskates
By 6daylater on March 14, 2011

I understand the demand for new characters and level settings are high. I also understand the game programming proccess. But I do have a few suggestions for characters and level settings. Character: 1. A hobo in a shopping cart 2. Santa on his sleigh 3. a nerd on a moped 4. A girl in a wagon 5. A cowboy on a horse 6. A person in a hamster ball 7. A clown running on a ball 8. A kid on roller blades pulled by a dog 9. A fat guy in an office chair 10. A fat guy on a lawn mower Level Settings: 1. Zero Gravity 2. Optional Dimesions 3. Slow Motion 4. Breakable Glass 5. More building types 6. Explodable Cars 7. Water 8. Turrain Builder 9. Fire 10. More block peices So once again I understand the game making proccess and I know that a bunch of people are expecting things right now. But I'm sure if you take most of the suggestions people would be very satified. So thank you for your time.
By kkelley91798 on March 14, 2011

I got google chrome and your site has been working fine until today I haven't downloaded any thing new so I don't know why it wont work as good-[u][/u][b]problem[/b]: it works just when I open a new tab it's very slow at opening the page
By Barrgraph on March 13, 2011

Hey man igotta good idea.....Hows about ome sort of replay Hall Of Fame where all of the badass or bitchin replays go? message me if u agree
By stephens on March 13, 2011

you should make a elevator do peple can use it in creation mode
By corey1987 on March 13, 2011

Make a knife jim. Or grenades. kabooooom
By drealbigdada123 on March 13, 2011

Hey man i love your Happy wheels game but i was thiking maybe you should take a break from makeing a bunch of updates and just make a new charater. (id say a new character a month or maybe every 2 months should cover it).
By pavlow on March 13, 2011

i got a question and a request. question: how do you get on the first game page. request: i have to refresh the page to get new levels on the browser. can you fix that
By player122 on March 13, 2011

I dont like the starting music...
By Bionicle4124 on March 13, 2011

Dear Jim, I thought of something an idea what you should do is fire so they can burn during the game and think or i dont know just that would be awesome please make fire if you do thanks :)
By skeyes333 on March 13, 2011

you shouldnt put the word hell in the firts sentence :/
By OUTSIDER5 on March 13, 2011

im thinking a kid on a skateboard
By bluberry321 on March 13, 2011

ok, to the point, Jim the game is AMAZING!!!!! but the game would be better if you had more charachters. I have only one question: what Ideas have you had, SO FAR?!?!?? ThnX Blu
By axel style on March 13, 2011

this is a great game but can you fix it the level browser hack some times please
By Redmonkey on March 13, 2011

By hielke13 on March 13, 2011 characters levels
By jojofox512 on March 12, 2011

hey im kinda made rite now but at leastu madesome new updates but i want mo people like a girl from starwars like princess lea if u can jim i love this website
By me_me_11 on March 12, 2011

last comment XD
By killerkitten107 on March 12, 2011

I don't want to suck up all your time Jim, so u can make this later on or so...Please add a Jamican man with BLACK dredlocks and will disappear after the head is crushed, also if he could be in a RED go-cart that will explode when crushed or blown by land-mine,etc.If he could also be in a BLACK tank-top and DARK GREEN cargo shorts, only showing 1 pocket. Also if the charicter name could be:Go Kart Man: or something. "other charecter": A young girl like the (male) kid exept as an N.P.C. (non-playable charicter). With Moped Wife hair while in a PURPLE skirt and a PINK short sleeve shirt. Hope u liked my ideas and its your choise if u want to add them later after your other updates or as soon as possible, i dont really care its all up to u. Thanks,killerkitten107. Also check my levels if u want! ;]
By mman9 on March 12, 2011

Jim, I love your games and was wondering if you are ever going to make a new game. Like a Army game or A online world?
By youfartfeminine on March 12, 2011

By Minilittleguy on March 12, 2011

can i just say i dont like how u made the screen smaller min
By lsanc on March 12, 2011

make new carictars
By Happy levels on March 12, 2011

still, there is another problem if you press shift and scroll with middle mouse im going to my starting page
By ZXRN on March 11, 2011

yeah, I think the skateboard idea is pretty darn good too
By quicks1 on March 11, 2011

TURN THE FUCKING VOLUME ON HOME PAGE DOWN FOR GOD'S SAKE! Other than that, love the updates.
By bigboss354 on March 11, 2011

everybody want new characters!!! where they are?
By topherfire on March 11, 2011

person riding in shoping cart with boost
By Fenix Master117 on March 11, 2011

can you plz simplify the level editor or make a tutorial cuz i have know idea how to delete things and i barely know how to make stuff with it
By E P i C X FRUiT on March 11, 2011

make something like water oil gas acid fire etc.
By Happy levels on March 11, 2011

im very proud of you Jim Bonnaci, your game is the number One in my list. but you should make more characters. a go-kart or something
By PabstBoy on March 11, 2011

I think jim should make like a naked character
By Buzz71913 on March 11, 2011

hey jim i used one of ur t shirt designs as my desktop wallpaper it looks awesome thanks man:)
By Shadow55533 on March 10, 2011

Maybe but your grammar sucks monkey nipples.
By airsofter34 on March 10, 2011

make rope, not characters. not phsyched for breakable glass. also dont make a skateboarder, the characters have to fit the original form: inept and awkward. your last 2 sucked and were really slow and boring to control, not good playing characters but still funny. my vote still goes to multiplayer, can you imagine? charge a buck for membership and make a quick couple grand. JIM READ THIS PLEASE, I SPELL SUPER GOOD
By PAULbloodSHART on March 10, 2011

what the hell man the level browser isnt working.
By ashleylol6 on March 10, 2011

how u add art on happy wheels
By rock111 on March 10, 2011

you shold make a guy on a kite he can fly arownd the map
By Nomade on March 10, 2011

I like the grey t-shirt [b]xD[/b]
By gino1996 on March 10, 2011

Jim, Can you make a kid with rollerskates and turbo? Thank you :D
By C4Radon on March 10, 2011

@No Reward I'm assuming it is because if he is limited to six colors, I f he makes the shirt pink he can also put pink in the happy wheels text bit, to make it closer to what the "Happy Wheels" text in the main menu looks like. -C4Radon You know what the call a royal wit' cheese?
By davidzver99 on March 10, 2011

jim i think you should have a rest i mean nothing is going to hapen for 2 days
By 007dust on March 10, 2011

#2 and #5 are win shirt colors. my 2 cents
By No Reward on March 10, 2011

i like the 5th aswell...but why is the kids shirt pink? :P