News Post
Oh Hello
By Happy Wheels on September 18, 2010

Well, I finished eating, and I just thought I'd give you guys an update. As I mentioned before, I'm currently working full time until mid October. I also have to spend my free time trying to find a new place to live as I'm homeless at the end of the month. Because of this, I'll be slow updating happy wheels. I'm not ignoring your demands for "MORE HAPPY WHEELS". Soon enough I'll be back in my room, in a depressing hermit state, working on the game again.

The server move was successful. There are a few bugs that need to be taken care of with registration and other crap. Hopefully that will be done this weekend.

Thanks everyone for making the game popular. Sorry if I'm slow in getting back to you if you've contacted me, especially if you are offering help. I definitely need it.
By Pranav1321 on February 07, 2017

Every time i open there is this add of that does'nt allow me to play the game and the advertisement goes on and on forever
By ljason34 on July 13, 2012

I cant beilive these guys. Asking for updates while hes homeless -_- really...
By talkingpie on November 07, 2010

By Uvq on October 20, 2010

You can remount segway guy by pressing spacebar after your dismount and have your hands on the handlebars. his legs don't reattach to the segway though lol.
By gjjh on October 08, 2010

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By DanceSailor on October 03, 2010

you should put more people on happy wheels
By emobaby on September 30, 2010

By Torstein on September 27, 2010

[b]THIS[/b] is why you shouldn't make a game all by yourself... :p
By FlamenFX on September 25, 2010

JUST PUT THE FULL VERSION ON NEWGROUNDS.COM LOL that way less traffic means less work... if this was my game I would put it on lol
By computergeek on September 24, 2010

By Ipwnjerkfaces on September 24, 2010

Come to my house there are nice TITS. :D
By Havukka on September 24, 2010

SlasherMill, how could he make new people just like that? He is [b]male[/b] for crying out loud.
By rase_ on September 24, 2010

when u give us new characters????
By SlasherMill on September 24, 2010

so are u macking new people for happy wheels if u are u rock :)
By darkhoboman12 on September 23, 2010

I think it would be cool if there was a character that didnt have a vehicle but they ran and space bar would make them jump and if you bailed you bail like anybidy else. oh yeah his name would be opinionated runner
By hikeon on September 23, 2010

come live with me and my mole friends...we invade earth in a month :D
By soccerboy on September 23, 2010

how do u unlock charcters
By pommysam on September 23, 2010

dude, take all the time you need, and you could make loads more money by getting better advertisements on the page i reckon....
By markyboy on September 23, 2010

hey my happy wheels aint working the ad comes on i let it play and then it says loading sounds 100% and it never comes on it just frezes
By Havukka on September 22, 2010

I heard you will be able to do that atleast with the segway guy.
By Totopaw124 on September 22, 2010

btw i would LOVE it if you can get back on your vehicle (when on the seat) by pressing "G"
By Havukka on September 22, 2010

It would be hard to use the flying glitch with irresponsible dad when playing with a controller. :(
By KnightD on September 22, 2010

I absolutely loved Divine Intervention when it came out and I love this game. You should submit it to the Xbox arcade or the Playstation Store. Really.
By Alex2213 on September 22, 2010

hey man great game but we need some more charicters for example a teenager in a shopping trolly or a bicker with a girl on the back:) keep up the good work.
By iblob on September 22, 2010

dont worry about it we can live without regulear updates you just sort yourself out then work on it some more but you dont have to BEACUSE THE GAME ALREADY ROXS SO MUCH
By Totopaw124 on September 22, 2010

By Leo on September 21, 2010

So FuCk you al[LIST] [*] [/LIST]Fuck you and later Fuck the you others
By xujays on September 21, 2010

I just noticed that you apparently ate for four days.
By thebadwolf on September 21, 2010

Come live with me!!
By Chaftix on September 21, 2010

"XoXBlinkerXoX" That was the most awesome i heard today i think.. This would be the master of all Apps indeed!!! I WANT THIS IN IPHONE IN THE FUTURE! :D Love the game and thanks alot for creating it, saved me many boring hours on the job (;
By Hijax on September 20, 2010

You are the god among wheels!
By XoXBlinkerXoX on September 20, 2010

This would be one awsome IPhone App :D......But dude we just need more guy on strecther stuff like that more level items too :D
By stiches on September 20, 2010

Dude u should make this game for the iPod
By sassycatman on September 20, 2010

More characters pleasesesesaagfasreg
By dude501 on September 19, 2010

too bad, youre cool for making these games
By nicka77 on September 19, 2010

dude dont worry about the game just check up on it worry bout ur live ang chill and it will all be good wait till u make money and have a house then the with is sick thx
By Jack99 on September 19, 2010

Cool story bro
By tracker on September 19, 2010

yo dont post enough updates i like to hear how things are going
By peacebird on September 19, 2010

Sorry to here that u will be homeless. Just take time to get back on ur feet and thats when u can update Happy Wheels. Remimber no presere.
By dimucchu12 on September 19, 2010

can we make our own characters? that would be a great update (you know what I mean I am dutch)
By xGMANx12 on September 19, 2010

This game is the best game ive ever played. Everytime i get on the computer its rather this websire playing happywheels or on yotube searching HappyWheels
By Altair1 on September 19, 2010

I love this game!!! It already needs new characters. More with 2 people on one vehicle like irresponsible dad.You should be able to walk and jump after you bail and you should be able to get back onto your vehicle.
By jak1298 on September 19, 2010

I like no i love this game so much I wanna mary it:-D
By me_me_11 on September 19, 2010

lol come 2 aussie
By xGMANx12 on September 18, 2010

Im amazed that you are going through so much truble andmoving out if your house just to make this game fun for everyone.... Jim you AMAZING
By tangrowth on September 18, 2010

This game is awesome
By suttles on September 18, 2010

Good luck.
By smell yo dick on September 18, 2010

come live with me i have captain crunch 8-)
By Plastiware on September 18, 2010

I just noticed that he apparently posted this on January 1st, 1970. lol
By BearTrucka on September 18, 2010

At least he Has the balls to post on the websire, this may slow the popular demand for "asodma due make sum more happy wheels characters!!!!!11" But I feel sympathetic for the guy. P.S Anyone who wants more characters or Items for levels.... HIT THE DONATE BUTTON!
By NeoTStyle on September 18, 2010

What. How can an awesome guy like you be homeless? I sad.
By penisbutt on September 18, 2010

Someone needs to open their home to this wonderful man. Sex offenders need not apply.
By blue_block on September 18, 2010

Come live with me. I have hot pockets :D
By frank on September 18, 2010

By rytoast on September 18, 2010

U shuld add more vehicles!!
By penismcpenis on September 18, 2010

I am sorry to hear about the homelessness. Kinda funny that the kids above me just want the game to be updated. Well, hope it works
By rubberduckninjas on September 18, 2010

thanks man I love your game its soooo freaking awesome i LOVE it but yea you do need to update it soon but when ever but make a new character and a way to remount your vehicle just like ryan6265 said
By Sacro9999 on September 18, 2010

Thank you again for the game
By ryan6265 on September 18, 2010

Sooo, is the update where you can re-mount your vehicle added yet?