News Post
By Happy Wheels on September 15, 2010

Well... I have to change servers again. I signed up for a hosting plan on Friday, and since then you savages have used over 800 gigs of bandwidth. I have 1200 for the month.

So, I'll be moving over to a new plan tonight. That means the site will be down for a short while again sometime this evening. Hopefully only an hour or two.

SO THIS IS YOUR HEADS UP. Don't make anything retardedly complicated in the level editor. If you come to the site and it's down, do not panic. Hide under your desk for a few hours and remember that what we have here is eternal.

Now I must eat.
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By ethanatyahoodotcom on January 21, 2012

if you are reading this, it shows 1 year ago but was posted in 2010 and its 2012 up where i live.
By TheDemonicElephant on August 05, 2011

11 months later
By paris2010 on October 07, 2010

just saying if u are freands with shaun spas head bewley i hate u u little fucking spas headed bastehead
By coolsash on October 06, 2010

ooooooooo who likes happy wheels i complited all the levils
By metal96 on October 05, 2010

By dunndb01 on October 05, 2010

i like eating
By groundhog on October 01, 2010

hey guys
By root1703 on September 29, 2010

happy whaeels is @#$! awesome by root1703 today
By Jack99 on September 18, 2010

KHAN! KHAN! This is the best game ever!
By sakiskid on September 18, 2010

Damn dude, been eating for 4 days?
By Johnson_johnson on September 17, 2010

I suggest a small fat guy riding a hamster ball
By waffle_nator on September 17, 2010

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By Fidgit13 on September 17, 2010

My latest level is pretty complicated :S
By Liozamu on September 17, 2010

Dude, your frikkin awesome at making games, and if you ask me if you end up adding any more characters, one should be Nerd in a moped, on his labtop
By nick dubois on September 16, 2010

I read some guys tip and a casted man on a gourney sounds like a cool idea. MORE CHARACTERS!!!!
By rubberduckninjas on September 16, 2010

you need to make a guy who looks just like you but rides a skateboard and when you press ctrl he jumps off strips down to his socks and starts eating a chickfil a sandwich
By TheCarlitox5 on September 16, 2010

By sniper4900 on September 16, 2010

lol maybe if u made a shitty game no one would go on the website but instead u had to make one tht is fun nice work genius now u gotta pay more munneh just for us to make retared levels :D
By Jim Bonacci on September 16, 2010

By Ipwnjerkfaces on September 16, 2010

By Simonator on September 16, 2010

By Letsjugglemice on September 16, 2010

dude when will there be more characters?
By Max98 on September 16, 2010

<3 this game
By Renstyles on September 15, 2010

I heart this game, it is like he is me in the future and i do not have to work so hard to play what i want to make,....nice
By ballerfordinner_aim_com on September 15, 2010

if jesus ever comes back down i think he will take you first
By Track on September 15, 2010

The game is so awesome u cant even sign out. And thers blood
By pfbalison on September 15, 2010

By etherealwing on September 15, 2010

Good luck getting the game back up XD (recently discovered the pleasures of sending random old people into spikes,bombs,wrecking
By Armydillo on September 15, 2010

I very much hope you eat well.
By slacker326 on September 15, 2010

all i have to say is that, your game is sooo worth playing over and over and over again, cause its just that good!! lol
By HappyFrog on September 15, 2010

@Aaronoob click your user name, up there
By Aaronoob on September 15, 2010

i have a question: where you can find your own replays???
By ShIz0pHreeN on September 15, 2010

Well i just hope the site wont be closed like forever. Jim should add some level - blame mode... so that users can report all crappy levels to delete them or something..
By Ipwnjerkfaces on September 15, 2010

Oh wow... He says the site "Died" and we cant visit it And the site isnt searchable anymore Go to youtube and search total jerkface Then click the 1st video click the link on the description and you are here! OH WOW SO EASY.
By rubberduckninjas on September 15, 2010

By Filthy Harold on September 14, 2010

Bwahaha! My plan to ruin Jim is coming together beautifully!
By tomdomek on September 14, 2010

hey what is going on with the game? it is loading and then i see this blue background only, nothing happens. i can run the demo on other websites but here its not working for two or three days.
By Fatman322 on September 14, 2010

You should be flattered that us dirty savages want to spend so much time playing your game.
By nixxonpunk on September 14, 2010

Jim youre a genius writer. love the game! -Kino
By ptown2 on September 14, 2010

again, what is the webhost provider you are using again? :/
By dagarnothmax on September 14, 2010

By penisbutt on September 14, 2010

But... but... what will I play at work tomorrow?!?!