News Post
Happy Wheels is not dying
By Jim on January 09, 2020

Hello friends. I probably should have made a news post about this a while ago, but surprises are nice I guess. There has been a javascript version of Happy Wheels in the works since early 2019. It will be out before Flash is murdered by Chrome. Was scheduled for this month actually, but I don't see that happening so immediately. I probably didn't want to tell anyone so nobody would ask me when it will be released.

A nice upgrade is that it will run at 60 fps (interpolated, physics will still be 30 fps). Unfortunately all older replays will be inaccurate though as Box2d will have been updated slightly. They'll still be there for the sake of top records. If you somehow play the Flash version, they'll function fine.

I'm not developing the port, but I hired a company who I thought was most capable. I'll give more details once it's up. I'm still solely working on the sequel (and it is going well).
Comments — Page 1
By aimkid on December 31, 2023

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By The King of Gore Sex on October 30, 2023

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By Hundleygamer22 on August 25, 2023

Don't listen to all the haters man, just try your best to get the game upgrades out there for those of us who like the game, and also I would like to ask if you could try to fix the level editor causing the game to crash every once in a while when I use it, plus the lag, could u work on fixing that?
By PhoenixBlaster604 on August 16, 2023

Cry about it
By mr goofy guy esquir on July 26, 2023

update the game dickhead
By AsherMan on July 08, 2023

Harass them more.
By thecomputerMonkeyYT on April 21, 2023

i want a sequel now!
By semiesem2 on February 10, 2023

2000 and something-th
By BostonS777 on February 04, 2023

Happy Wheels is sadly dying a little now.
By HenryG1492 on October 21, 2022

what happened to 60 fps?
By LWPeterson on July 25, 2022

nothing can be done about flash now
By coolmetooyou on July 22, 2022

if yall are talking about bring back the flash ver of happy wheels, he cant flash is dead
By misskeyper1 on July 20, 2022

Bring back flash!!!!!!!
By lilldante12 on June 21, 2022

i hate your stupid game f*cker
By Super Happy Wheels12 on May 31, 2022

Happy wheels is great, however I will appreciate a flash option.
By DiXy2001AaEl on May 28, 2022

I WILL GO TO THE EXTINCTION, I HAD ALZHEIMER'S DISEASE, MY LAPTOP IS STILL MINIMAL, I GET WRONGDOING AND RISKY BEHAVIOR. I HAVE ADMITTED MANY WRONG. I WILL NO LONGER MAKE GOOD AGAIN. THE DOOMSDAY HAS BEEN DECIDED AT 30/06/2022, THE LIFE WILL NO LONGER SAFE AGAIN. EVERYONE WILL WORRYING TO FACING DOOMSDAY. EVERYONE HAS SPONTANEOUS DEATH. BAD BYE, HAPPY WORST DIED! I WILL GO TO THE EXTINCTION, I HAD ALZHEIMER'S DISEASE, MY LAPTOP IS STILL MINIMAL, I GET WRONGDOING AND RISKY BEHAVIOR. I HAVE ADMITTED MANY WRONG. I WILL NO LONGER MAKE GOOD AGAIN. THE DOOMSDAY HAS BEEN DECIDED AT 30/06/2022, THE LIFE WILL NO LONGER SAFE AGAIN. EVERYONE WILL WORRYING TO FACING DOOMSDAY. EVERYONE HAS SPONTANEOUS DEATH. BAD BYE, HAPPY WORST DIED!
By LeaderRoxas on April 20, 2022

this **** be fucking laggy. BRING FLASH BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
By Gray_StillPlays on February 12, 2022

oke??
By Timmyisaidiot on February 02, 2022

these idiots. flash can be changed by going into your- oh i see. i wont tell you. :)
By not dum but smart on January 21, 2022

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By satans balls on January 06, 2022

2 years after one load of BS. oh after we MURDER the GOOD happy wheels? what did they say: 60fps? LIES! BRING BACK FLASH!!! BRING BACK FLASH!!! BRING BACK FLASH!!! BRING BACK FLASH!!! BRING BACK FLASH!!! BRING BACK FLASH!!! BRING BACK FLASH!!! BRING BACK FLASH!!! BRING BACK FLASH!!! BRING BACK FLASH!!! BRING BACK FLASH!!! BRING BACK FLASH!!! BRING BACK FLASH!!! BRING BACK FLASH!!! BRING BACK FLASH!!! BRING BACK FLASH!!! BRING BACK FLASH!!! BRING BACK FLASH!!! BRING BACK FLASH!!! BRING BACK FLASH!!! BRING BACK FLASH!!! BRING BACK FLASH!!! BRING BACK FLASH!!! BRING BACK FLASH!!! BRING BACK FLASH!!! BRING BACK FLASH!!! BRING BACK FLASH!!! BRING BACK FLASH!!! BRING BACK FLASH!!! BRING BACK FLASH!!! BRING BACK FLASH!!! BRING BACK FLASH!!! BRING BACK FLASH!!! BRING BACK FLASH!!! BRING BACK FLASH!!! BRING BACK FLASH!!! BRING BACK FLASH!!! BRING BACK FLASH!!! BRING BACK FLASH!!! BRING BACK FLASH!!! BRING BACK FLASH!!! BRING BACK FLASH!!! BRING BACK FLASH!!!
By the_joker_551 on December 22, 2021

KL;KL;LL;K
By satans balls on December 17, 2021

BUUUUUGY FUCKING SHIT!! BRINGBACK FLASH!!!!! BRINGBACK FLASH!!!!! BRINGBACK FLASH!!!!! BRINGBACK FLASH!!!!! BRINGBACK FLASH!!!!! BRINGBACK FLASH!!!!! BRINGBACK FLASH!!!!! BRINGBACK FLASH!!!!! BRINGBACK FLASH!!!!! BRINGBACK FLASH!!!!! BRINGBACK FLASH!!!!! BRINGBACK FLASH!!!!! BRINGBACK FLASH!!!!! BRINGBACK FLASH!!!!! BRINGBACK FLASH!!!!! BRINGBACK FLASH!!!!! BRINGBACK FLASH!!!!! BRINGBACK FLASH!!!!! BRINGBACK FLASH!!!!! BRINGBACK FLASH!!!!! BRINGBACK FLASH!!!!! BRINGBACK FLASH!!!!! BRINGBACK FLASH!!!!! BRINGBACK FLASH!!!!! BRINGBACK FLASH!!!!! BRINGBACK FLASH!!!!! BRINGBACK FLASH!!!!! BRINGBACK FLASH!!!!! BRINGBACK FLASH!!!!! BRINGBACK FLASH!!!!! BRINGBACK FLASH!!!!!
By Timmyisaidiot on December 13, 2021

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
By satans balls on December 04, 2021

gs and? it's utter shit.
By LWPeterson on November 09, 2021

Crazy stuff.
By gschaible24 on November 02, 2021

Guys you need to realize that these people put months of work into this, and all you idiots are doing is criticizing them. They did everything they could, so stop being dicks to them.
By Satans Ass on October 31, 2021

bring back flash
By Satans Ass on October 31, 2021

sloooooooo many many many lags! oh so many lags he do dumb bad job! Bring back flash! You so stupid.
By jonnhysins on October 10, 2021

who wants to make a adult movie with me :)
By RemtheGriffin28 on September 11, 2021

make new accounts guys
By RemtheGriffin28 on August 30, 2021

make games guys
By SystemOfADown2005 on August 07, 2021

get a better pc
By gorkskoalgmailcom on July 21, 2021

FIX THE FUCKING LAGS!!
By gorkskoalgmailcom on July 19, 2021

"but I hired a company who I thought was most capable. I'll give more details once it's up. I'm still solely working on the sequel (and it is going well)." and they did a **** job. If by developing HW2, you meen bullshit and vaporeware, keep up the DukeNukemForever pace. I'm sure it'll go over well in 2050 as a histarical relic of no ones past or fucks to give. About like how you treat this **** show. Bring back flash you moronic dweeb.
By JD_Silver on July 14, 2021

Okay ??
By gorkskoalgmailcom on July 08, 2021

The **** it's not. What the **** do you call this fucking shit? I know you don't fucking call it a fucking game. And I love the fucking turd bot sp...actually you know what let the **** monkey spam. and let this pile of fucking **** monkeys **** in a blender die to. The game died when you fucking pussied out of of hosting flash. So **** you. and **** this.
By notcutekid on July 06, 2021

thats cool so we can play again
By pooman02 on July 01, 2021

**** you ****
By nutisfine1 on June 18, 2021

Flash HW was better.
By nutisfine1 on June 18, 2021

Java ruined Happy Wheels; it keeps crashing.
By the splatinator on June 10, 2021

GAME BAD YOU STUPID!
By SuperAldodabest2 on June 03, 2021

same i don't like that you are unable to scroll in level editor
By mannye123 on May 29, 2021

i dont like that you are unable to scroll in level editor
By WinterNUCLEAR on May 24, 2021

Hey rohanbd3546 your PC not potato. The game is bad!! Something is not right
By WinterNUCLEAR on May 24, 2021

PLS FIX
By WinterNUCLEAR on May 24, 2021

I cant play with lag and freeze
By WinterNUCLEAR on May 24, 2021

But dying... Windows 8 and brutal lag and freeze...
By HalowFox_Weenther on May 16, 2021

i appreciate happy wheels currently still goes online,but the lag is something i can't get rid of,can't deny....this game used to run on my pc with no problem,so...(even tho i set all the settings to the lowest possible,this problem still goes on,Jim,please can you fix this....?
By TerenceAndAlex on May 10, 2021

lets gooo
By gray still trolled on May 10, 2021

AHAHAHAHA not dying AHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA, THEN FIX THE FUCKING LAG YOU FUCKING CUNT!
By SuperGamer2021 on April 30, 2021

*Commenting* LOL
By xRedxRlx on April 21, 2021

How did AchievorJunior comment on this post before it was even made
By FiloOfficial on March 23, 2021

Lets goooo
By TheBigFatGoat on March 20, 2021

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By NO REAL USERNAME on March 18, 2021

i stoped playing happy wheels because i thougth it migth not be alive anymore but than i saw it isnt ded
By rohanbd3546 on March 15, 2021

this version cant running on my potato pc
By Happypeepee on March 06, 2021

Why isnt it full screen?
By FellmanTheGreat on March 04, 2021

Go check out my level it’s called GrayStillPlays Float
By Pandorra on March 03, 2021

OWO owo OaO oao
By reformedshark26 on March 02, 2021

Amazing
By Yo mama is not dead on February 17, 2021

hey jim
By leechunlok on February 05, 2021

I am nearly crying when my childhood is not disappear with that god damn flash Q.Q
By doffythehamster69 on January 25, 2021

When i was younger i used to play happy wheels just registered an acount yesterday and A LOT has changed so i believe in you to do this Jim Bonacci
By JamesCA017 on January 25, 2021

Ncs