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Notes on iOS update 1.0.6 and Android
By Jason on December 16, 2016

When I began work on the iOS version of Happy Wheels, I questioned whether or not it would be accepted into the App Store at all. I found examples of bleeding limbs, gibs, blood explosions and screams in iOS games, but no one example seemed to put all these effects together like Happy Wheels does. Also, at the time, the App Store guidelines were intentionally vague in places, "What is objectionable content? We know it when we see it." So I submitted our little game and breathed a sigh of relief when it was accepted with a 12+ age rating.

However, the App Store and its guidelines are living, breahting entities that change over time. Eventually one of our updates was reviewed by someone who felt the violence was not "cartoon/fantasy", but "realistic", requiring an age rating of 17+ (and banishment from the Brazilian App Store–Sorry, Brazil!). We didn't love this as many Happy Wheels players are below the age of 17, but we went along with it and really nothing seemed to change. Goody.

But then the App Store issued an objection which was not as easily remedied: inury to Irresponsible Dad's child. We were always a bit concerned that this might be an issue and if so, how would we work around it? We ended up going with the obvious solution which was to disable injury to the child. Before anyone throws their arms up in angry protest, I suggest you try it. The child can fall off the bike and will ragdoll, but always remains intact. If you find this lack of violence utterly offensive, let us know. We're considering an alternate solution.

Because of the aforementioned changes, it was easy to implement the option to remove blood/gore from all characters. This option can be found in the Option > Advanced Options. This was request made by a few people... very few.

With that out of the way, the update 1.0.6 also includes levels 1-5 for Wheelchair Guy.

I am actively working on the Android version. After other solutions failed, I decided to go with a pure C++ rewrite of the code. This is unfortunately the best, but slowest solution. At this point, I've got the base characters working as well as couple of the vehicles. It's a good start, but it's still a ways off. Sorry about that. I'd give a more specific timeframe, but I would be guessing and probably inaccurately.

Jim says that he'll update the blog soon.
Comments — Page 1
By ABDOOOOO on July 15, 2019

By Last_killerYT on June 19, 2019

By valentYKT on June 04, 2019

I need android game NOW
By SpartanNine5 on April 28, 2019

By Samingtimmy on April 22, 2019

By Tolsonk2 on April 22, 2019

Just hope for the Android version is completed. I hope.
By Joshua Hutchinson on April 02, 2019

Actually where the **** is the android version? If you're in the process of making it, at least let us know... FFS!
By bobbie5976 on March 20, 2019

You should add custom levels to the game to make it for fun :P
By GregMcleod on February 20, 2019

In happy wheels Unblocked on, controlling the Wheelbarrow character is the hardest?
By RooieBiet on January 16, 2019

Hey where is the Android version?! I've been wating for 2 whole years now. :P
By The_Royal_0ne on January 10, 2019

By imtananarash on December 09, 2018

hi ma dudesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
By SeemlyDude7879 on December 01, 2018

By starfrost26 on November 26, 2018

hey jim bonacci can you do a update on the art tool you can hold click to draw on art tool and put more vertices please put like a 1000 vertices that would help a-lot so please do this update and we hope you'll do it!
By aidendragonmastr on November 03, 2018

DON'T READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.1. say your name ten times.2. say your mom's name five times.3. say your crushes three times.4. paste this to four other games.If you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.But if you read this and do not paste this, then you will have very bad luck.SEND THIS TO 4 GAMES IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS ON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS LOL
By sparklypresent on September 25, 2018

By Some_homie_Joe on September 09, 2018

I hope you decide on new player models soon...Don't get me wrong I love the players we have but I think you should add like a skateboarder or a rollerblading guy, That's just my opinion though you do as you like.
By LetthalGamer2121 on August 07, 2018

dude, it is 2018 just finish alredy
By SeriouslyShandy on July 26, 2018

You should understand that the rating on the games doesn't mean it's against the rules to download it if you are under 17. I'm 11 and i get mature games all the time. i set my age to 13 on google play and if it says mature 17, i can download it, the rating only means that you should be 17 or older to play it.
By washurfaceq on July 16, 2018

By Iuguyj123 on June 23, 2018

By WarzeEgg on June 19, 2018

I'm hyped
By NazaiahSoto on June 14, 2018

Will some objects get deleted?
By CyTVHW213 on May 28, 2018

By CyTVHW213 on May 28, 2018

**** YOU ALL
By TheAwesomeSam398 on May 13, 2018

Im a Samsung User As You should know. but I'm using a Lenovo Laptop for Totaljerkface.
By LocoLewk on April 25, 2018

finally im android user and ive waited years for this
By mehnameisnumnutsboi on April 19, 2018

By Denny2400 on April 15, 2018

I am waiting for happy wheels for android and it is 2018, I am so mad right now! >:<
By unaiprogamer4567 on April 05, 2018

By brendan_thekid05 on April 02, 2018

By LippinGamer on March 30, 2018

I live in Brazil... WHYYYY
By AdrianM22 on March 29, 2018

By sulim2013 on March 28, 2018

It's already 2018! What do you have there? You did not change your mind? I'm waiting for your Android game for a very long time! text translated using google translator
By AdriBotero on March 18, 2018

By Rick_Sanchez_Satan on March 17, 2018

android please
By shado0wb0xer73 on February 17, 2018

ARRRR i want android
By Pietropan on February 15, 2018

Yeah, this post is like more then 1 year old and it isn't updated yet, I really want to play Happy Wheels on my Android phone or tablet. The only way that i can play it is on my PC or the iPhone from a friend
By zake0326 on February 07, 2018

Can you please make a version on Android! I really want to play it on my phone too!
By SmashBro27 on January 12, 2018

can you make an android version? I don't have an apple product to play Happy Wheels on the go. or you could release it on to a console? that would be fun, playing happy wheels with a controller, maybe on the switch?
By alexdamon1 on December 30, 2017

uhhhhh good
By Awsomeguy21360 on December 03, 2017

The Screen Goes Blue
By muhammet_tr on November 24, 2017

selam bence iosdaki pc gibi olmal?
By Maciek1788 on November 19, 2017

Please Jim, add new character, a martian, vehicle - UFO, space - magnet beam, can fly like a Helicopter Man, elf voice acting for martian it may be.
By timytamy101 on November 17, 2017

how do i start playing when i have regersterd?
By precededcloud on November 17, 2017

wish the kid could still die
By flipdiving on November 15, 2017

Thanks for your sharing. Hope you can contribute more quality posts to this page. Thank you!
By Kenzie19LAW on November 12, 2017

put a new character in call hoverbord guy
By VincentWort on November 11, 2017

also plz add more characters. my favorite is the mom, but she's not in the game!
By VincentWort on November 11, 2017

Please add gore for Irresponsible Dad's kid! The IOS game is so hollow without it...
By xxxjustfnafxxx on October 27, 2017

there is no version for android
By Big_Foots_23 on October 25, 2017

i can't enter to play and im so hyped, i click in happy wheels and appears a video but i can't play
By Ayhan 007 RmA on October 25, 2017

By testaccount420 on October 24, 2017

By Dexit238 on October 23, 2017

Please release on android.PLEASE
By mannekke11 on October 17, 2017

please release it faster i am so hyped
By ExplodingYT on October 11, 2017

By DimaMaster24680 on October 08, 2017

do more on android please
By hyhyhyhy on October 05, 2017

why cant i play happy wheels. DIE BILLY DIE!!!!!!
By Strainedsea55 on September 27, 2017

make happy wheels for android pls
By springcooldude5 on September 26, 2017

hey please put it on the google play store please
By superpanda777 on September 23, 2017

i can play on happy wheels... is it a browser-specific problem???
By The Diamond Peasant on September 23, 2017

Life without Happy Wheels is not life XD
By Cubicle Studio on September 23, 2017

im dying
By poodlemaniac on September 23, 2017

Doesn't work for me, Ammar, still waiting