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Notes on iOS update 1.0.6 and Android
By Jason on December 16, 2016

When I began work on the iOS version of Happy Wheels, I questioned whether or not it would be accepted into the App Store at all. I found examples of bleeding limbs, gibs, blood explosions and screams in iOS games, but no one example seemed to put all these effects together like Happy Wheels does. Also, at the time, the App Store guidelines were intentionally vague in places, "What is objectionable content? We know it when we see it." So I submitted our little game and breathed a sigh of relief when it was accepted with a 12+ age rating.

However, the App Store and its guidelines are living, breahting entities that change over time. Eventually one of our updates was reviewed by someone who felt the violence was not "cartoon/fantasy", but "realistic", requiring an age rating of 17+ (and banishment from the Brazilian App Store–Sorry, Brazil!). We didn't love this as many Happy Wheels players are below the age of 17, but we went along with it and really nothing seemed to change. Goody.

But then the App Store issued an objection which was not as easily remedied: inury to Irresponsible Dad's child. We were always a bit concerned that this might be an issue and if so, how would we work around it? We ended up going with the obvious solution which was to disable injury to the child. Before anyone throws their arms up in angry protest, I suggest you try it. The child can fall off the bike and will ragdoll, but always remains intact. If you find this lack of violence utterly offensive, let us know. We're considering an alternate solution.

Because of the aforementioned changes, it was easy to implement the option to remove blood/gore from all characters. This option can be found in the Option > Advanced Options. This was request made by a few people... very few.

With that out of the way, the update 1.0.6 also includes levels 1-5 for Wheelchair Guy.

I am actively working on the Android version. After other solutions failed, I decided to go with a pure C++ rewrite of the code. This is unfortunately the best, but slowest solution. At this point, I've got the base characters working as well as couple of the vehicles. It's a good start, but it's still a ways off. Sorry about that. I'd give a more specific timeframe, but I would be guessing and probably inaccurately.

Jim says that he'll update the blog soon.
Comments — Page 1
By Maciek1788 on November 19, 2017

Please Jim, add new character, a martian, vehicle - UFO, space - magnet beam, can fly like a Helicopter Man, elf voice acting for martian it may be.
By timytamy101 on November 17, 2017

how do i start playing when i have regersterd?
By precededcloud on November 17, 2017

wish the kid could still die
By flipdiving on November 15, 2017

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By Kenzie19LAW on November 12, 2017

put a new character in call hoverbord guy
By VincentWort on November 11, 2017

also plz add more characters. my favorite is the mom, but she's not in the game!
By VincentWort on November 11, 2017

Please add gore for Irresponsible Dad's kid! The IOS game is so hollow without it...
By xxxjustfnafxxx on October 27, 2017

there is no version for android
By Big_Foots_23 on October 25, 2017

i can't enter to play and im so hyped, i click in happy wheels and appears a video but i can't play
By Ayhan 007 RmA on October 25, 2017

hi
By testaccount420 on October 24, 2017

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By Dexit238 on October 23, 2017

Please release on android.PLEASE
By mannekke11 on October 17, 2017

please release it faster i am so hyped
By ExplodingYT on October 11, 2017

Hi
By DimaMaster24680 on October 08, 2017

do more on android please
By hyhyhyhy on October 05, 2017

why cant i play happy wheels. DIE BILLY DIE!!!!!!
By Strainedsea55 on September 27, 2017

make happy wheels for android pls
By springcooldude5 on September 26, 2017

hey please put it on the google play store please
By superpanda777 on September 23, 2017

i can play on happy wheels... is it a browser-specific problem???
By The Diamond Peasant on September 23, 2017

Life without Happy Wheels is not life XD
By Cubicle Studio on September 23, 2017

im dying
By poodlemaniac on September 23, 2017

Doesn't work for me, Ammar, still waiting
By AmmarHaffy on September 23, 2017

**SOLUTION** soo guys, after a minute of searching, ive got the solution to chrome user that have stuck on blue screen, soo firstly open up the happy wheels website, then open new tab goto chrome://settings/content/flash ... then remove all the toteljerkface from the 'allow' section. now reload the happywheels, then wait until the >> PLAY HAPPY WHEELS POP UP << now u gotta notice that a little shockwave icon beside the bookmark star, click that and then click 'run all plugin this time' , for me this is 100% working everytime, let me know if it work for u guys
By JessieLee123 on September 23, 2017

@suddenattack look through the comments. A lot of people can't, don't worry, it isn't just you.
By suddenattack on September 23, 2017

can't play happy wheels?
By JessieLee123 on September 23, 2017

400th comment! And seriously. **** Jason and Jim, get on this loading problem it's driving everyone insane. :) please
By anphu04 on September 23, 2017

Happy Wheels has been inactive for a while, hopefully something new is coming out
By armygamerofwar on September 22, 2017

@JessieLee123 Thanks, hopefully tomorrow happy wheels will start working again like @suspicious turtle said so I can continue the series.
By suspicious turtle on September 22, 2017

Alright, I can play again. Anybody who can't play now should just check in a day.
By poodlemaniac on September 22, 2017

LOL ...Hi Diamond, you can try :)
By The Diamond Peasant on September 22, 2017

Happy Wheels not working! :( I want to break poodle's records! :P
By poodlemaniac on September 22, 2017

Not working, just blue screen, yesterday was right, but don't today, those records are not gonna break themselves XD
By guy_kens on September 22, 2017

Its working now :)
By polonezalascar on September 22, 2017

Happy Wheels isn't working since Yesterday, are you making an update? I have seen something new, at the loading there says ">>PLAY HAPPY WHEELS>>"
By millumgordon on September 22, 2017

are u even gunna fix the start up
By Player 748 on September 22, 2017

OK.
By imyournightmare on September 22, 2017

Why is happy wheels not loading? pls fix this jim!!! wtf...
By millumgordon on September 22, 2017

come on jim
By JessieLee123 on September 22, 2017

@armygamerofwar I watch your channel and I think all your series are entertaining! :)
By armygamerofwar on September 21, 2017

I really would enjoy not having to end my parkour map series I've been doing for youtube considering that's how most of my subscribers found me and I'm pretty sure it's the only entertaining series I have so far.
By JessieLee123 on September 21, 2017

Um Jim Happy Wheels isn't starting it's just blue. 2009-2017 Happy Wheels. You will be missed.
By suspicious turtle on September 21, 2017

Looks like nobody else can play either.
By armygamerofwar on September 21, 2017

Last update was December of last year. I think it's going to be a while before we're able to play again.
By Imagineer23 on September 21, 2017

I can't get on! Plz update the site so we can play the game! It won't start!
By toasterwaffles on September 21, 2017

same
By LuigiMaster123 on September 21, 2017

Great, now update the site so it's actually possible to play the damn game.
By DinoZ Gaming on September 21, 2017

Happy-Wheels RIP 2009-2017 :-(
By millumgordon on September 21, 2017

my happy wheels wont start up fix please happy wheels is an amazing game but the start up and the full screen please fix jim
By JessieLee123 on September 20, 2017

@Expert Crunch no
By Expert Crunch on September 20, 2017

Subscribe to Expert Crunch everyone!
By thisisausername708 on September 20, 2017

Jim please how about a new characters of HW?
By creepypastaBR on September 20, 2017

pls add coments in levels :(
By Pinnimajig on September 20, 2017

@Anastazja Had the same problem. I think (THINK!) it's fixed? please let me know
By Anastazja on September 17, 2017

and @Pinnimajig Lol im thinking the same thing at this rate o.o
By Anastazja on September 17, 2017

Hey I'm having trouble with my fullscreen option? It just goes in the corner and the rest is black. Please fix it, as I know it isn't just my computer. :) Thanks! Please take this to consideration to fix as it only goes fullscreen after several attempts of restarting and logging back in. :)
By Madam_J23 on September 16, 2017

ok.
By The Red Engineer on September 16, 2017

You should add the sound effects that can't be played by sound effect triggers to sound effect triggers. I need them for a level.
By LMackenzie on September 16, 2017

happy wheels aint on android have u published on android??
By imafatperson on September 15, 2017

im new here
By nabil45 on September 15, 2017

W H E R E ?
By debdab123 on September 15, 2017

Thanks Jim! But Hurry=)
By _The_Puppet_ on September 14, 2017

is happy wheels dead?
By qRabbit_ on September 14, 2017

Why can't I find it on the Play Store?
By angarkiki on September 07, 2017

i cant play happy wheels
By Pinnimajig on September 07, 2017

'Jim says he'll update the blog soon.' Is Jim dead
By pj panda65 on September 04, 2017

Cool game
By rc419187 on September 01, 2017

i like the killing in it >:)
By harryruss14 on August 31, 2017

how do you downloud happywheels
By ComedyGamer01 on August 31, 2017

Yall made happy wheels perfect so yall can do anything to it and ill like it because I am a happy wheels man
By Camper2017 on August 31, 2017

When the new update is coming and happy wheels 2 answer plz