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Notes on iOS update 1.0.6 and Android
By Jason on December 16, 2016

When I began work on the iOS version of Happy Wheels, I questioned whether or not it would be accepted into the App Store at all. I found examples of bleeding limbs, gibs, blood explosions and screams in iOS games, but no one example seemed to put all these effects together like Happy Wheels does. Also, at the time, the App Store guidelines were intentionally vague in places, "What is objectionable content? We know it when we see it." So I submitted our little game and breathed a sigh of relief when it was accepted with a 12+ age rating.

However, the App Store and its guidelines are living, breahting entities that change over time. Eventually one of our updates was reviewed by someone who felt the violence was not "cartoon/fantasy", but "realistic", requiring an age rating of 17+ (and banishment from the Brazilian App Store–Sorry, Brazil!). We didn't love this as many Happy Wheels players are below the age of 17, but we went along with it and really nothing seemed to change. Goody.

But then the App Store issued an objection which was not as easily remedied: inury to Irresponsible Dad's child. We were always a bit concerned that this might be an issue and if so, how would we work around it? We ended up going with the obvious solution which was to disable injury to the child. Before anyone throws their arms up in angry protest, I suggest you try it. The child can fall off the bike and will ragdoll, but always remains intact. If you find this lack of violence utterly offensive, let us know. We're considering an alternate solution.

Because of the aforementioned changes, it was easy to implement the option to remove blood/gore from all characters. This option can be found in the Option > Advanced Options. This was request made by a few people... very few.

With that out of the way, the update 1.0.6 also includes levels 1-5 for Wheelchair Guy.

I am actively working on the Android version. After other solutions failed, I decided to go with a pure C++ rewrite of the code. This is unfortunately the best, but slowest solution. At this point, I've got the base characters working as well as couple of the vehicles. It's a good start, but it's still a ways off. Sorry about that. I'd give a more specific timeframe, but I would be guessing and probably inaccurately.

Jim says that he'll update the blog soon.
Comments — Page 1
By parasite2 on August 14, 2017

Jim will update the blog soon. 10 Years Later..
By SanyaPlayYT on August 08, 2017

Hello you are cool !
By Bert on August 07, 2017

@TheBlueJay123: There isn't anything that can be done about it. Esc is required to exit full-screen Flash content and cannot be overridden as far as I know. Changing it to Tab was the only option. Pressing Tab while in the game shouldn't change focus to anything else, as the game should be taking control of keyboard input.
By HappyDead23 on August 06, 2017

cuando sacaran happy wheels para android y porfavor que se pueda jugar con teclado
By TheBlueJay123 on August 05, 2017

I hate the pause thing, big screen is glitchy and I wouldn't have to play in big screen if the pause thing wasn't changed to tab. Why is it set to tab anyway? And you should make a way to change the keybindings because its ridiculous and annoying because I can't do tab-R in small screen because it moves the computers focus to something else. So I have to click reset with my mouse. Why you do this?
By anphu04 on August 05, 2017

Happy Wheels is dead
By HappyWheels825 on August 04, 2017

Well is happy wheels out for Android yet?
By tobester2005 on August 02, 2017

Which I found really annoying. Please fix it
By tobester2005 on August 02, 2017

When I click full screen the game play just showed up in the upper left
By RobynJo on August 01, 2017

It was a fun run, R.I.P. Happy Wheels.
By IAmVeryBored on July 31, 2017

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNPP0IND5u8
By quentdawg420 on July 29, 2017

i cant play it with the new flash update
By longtrey11111111111 on July 27, 2017

is happy wheels 2 out yet
By Bert on July 27, 2017

Easy. You simply start typing in the comment box and click "Reply".
By FinnTheHuman583 on July 27, 2017

How do I type a comment?
By Aaron075 on July 26, 2017

When will the android version come out? ive been waiting for sooo long. i hope he hasn't given up on it....
By iiCandyChris on July 25, 2017

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By cicacelmare on July 24, 2017

ok
By austinbm on July 23, 2017

K
By themlg kid on July 22, 2017

Hi
By MuzikBike on July 20, 2017

wtf is going on with the game.
By Poniesarelit on July 19, 2017

hi everyone
By smieszek on July 19, 2017

R.I.P Happy Wheels, forever in our hearts.
By Bert on July 18, 2017

*Breaks silence gap*
By getdastuffinon on July 10, 2017

"Jim says that he'll update the blog soon." Meanwhile 8 months go by without jack **** from Jim
By anphu04 on July 09, 2017

v Really?
By Demappleztho on July 08, 2017

ok how do i play the game? i downloaded the newest flash play for this
By EfeBerk9 on July 08, 2017

LALALALALLALALALALALA
By miguilito2 on July 08, 2017

Como me puedo descargar happy wheels para android?
By JUSTMEDJ YT on July 07, 2017

WHAT IS THIS PUT I SERVER ON HAPPY WHEELS
By oscario3 on July 07, 2017

@D J A Y: I know I would. Especially if it would light up another spark of interest from people, encouraging Jim to not give up on Happy Wheels yet. I think it would probably do pretty well if he put it on steam, just look at what happened to the app!
By D J A Y on July 07, 2017

Real Question If happy wheels 2 comes out...will any of you actually be interested in it?
By Bert on July 07, 2017

@Joman66: That is awesome! It's interesting to see how many of us have stuck around this whole time.
By Pamplopo on July 06, 2017

Jim has a very broad definition of "soon."
By Xy Maximus yX on July 06, 2017

sexxxxxxxxxx
By oscario3 on July 06, 2017

I love this game, the concept and design are great. The only reason it isn't as popular (anymore) is because it feels like it has been abandoned. The only hope is that a lot of stuff is happening behind the scenes, but I fear the worst.
By xxX_mr_fier_Xxx on July 05, 2017

Yes! Finally! Android version!
By ACHIEVERjunior on July 03, 2017

Oh the times they are a-changin'
By Joman66 on July 03, 2017

@Bert (and folks after).. my twin brother's account is the 26th account to be made on this website while mine is the 1867th! Brother: http://totaljerkface.com/profile.tjf?uid=26 Me: http://totaljerkface.com/profile.tjf?uid=1867 I remember when grabbing in the game was based on timing rather than holding down to "glue" grab.
By Bert on July 02, 2017

@Mystic: Yeah, you have a point. Seeing some news on the sequel would be nice. In terms of YouTubers ruining it, that's just how it is nowadays. You can't make something popular without a cringeworthy fanbase spawning and people seeing it as a free revenue train for them. Think of the millions these clickbait "YouTubers" have made off Happy Wheels, and I doubt a cent went to helping Jim with anything. I can't even do anything on here anymore because the admin site is dead.
By Mystic on July 02, 2017

They ruined it like they ruined Minecraft. Anyone remember playing that game during pre-alpha? Jim's stance on Happy Wheels is probably the same as Notch's on Minecraft. It's just a source of free money at this point. Bert, maybe the sequel? I feel YouTubers have lost interest in Happy Wheels at this point so if that game ever gets released the community won't go to **** (if there will be a community).
By D J A Y on July 02, 2017

Let's not even mention characters like santa,pogo stick man and heli copter guy...there's literally hundreds of other characters that could have been added and why not work with the community to build the game?...
By D J A Y on July 02, 2017

@Mystic?Youtubers ruined it?...I mean all they did was advertise the game more...Jim could've found many ways to counterract the shitty levels and spam.I mean happy wheels isn't the only game in the world that gives kids freedom to make levels...The game wasnt updated enough to keep people interested
By DarkMistlessYt on June 30, 2017

"Soon"
By oscario3 on June 30, 2017

Tbh I'm still waiting for happy wheels 2... Naïve, I know.
By Bert on June 30, 2017

Hey, Mystic, you live. Yeah, the game's probably dead by now, but why are we still here? Maybe we're clinging onto some sort of hope that something will change.
By Tj6767676 on June 29, 2017

omg get off your high horse you sociopaths. Does it really make the game "Go to ****" if instead of being beheaded and splattering blood everywhere, a child just dies? And when did it become some sort of status symbol as to when you created your account? This is the problem with gamers! They can't do this crap themselves but are perfectly willing to s*** on something that a guy spent 7 YEARS creating and all of the sudden it's s*** because people besides you enjoy it? Oh the nerve! This concludes my rant.
By Mystic on June 28, 2017

This game died the day YouTube Let's Players started cashing out on it. Originally when it was first released it was **** by the people of Newgrounds, /v/, reddit and other forums where the average age wasn't in the prepubescent range. They played it and made levels for it since they knew it was an amazing and well executed concept. Everything was great about it, the perfectionist vector art, the gore, the hilariously surreal characters and the amazing physics. And because of the user generated nature of the game all it needed was a good playerbase and it would be perfect.
By Mystic on June 28, 2017

They ruined it. This amazing game which had taken 6 years to make was soon flooded by millions of immature children because unoriginal YouTube let’s players had struck gold on it. UberHaxorNova was the first guy to capitalize on the game and oh boy did the quality of the maps deteriorate when he started making his videos. Thousands of shitty levels made by children describing their love for this guy started to appear and the overall maturity of the playerbase started to dwindle. Older players began quitting since they couldn’t bare being surrounded by hoards of preschoolers with ADHD. There were so many children that the site stopped working 60% of the time for years, presumably because Jim didn’t know how to index a database or write any kind of backend code. This was only the beginning. Soon, more cringy YouTubers like PewDiePie, Tobuscus and JackSepticEye built their channels on the back of this game.
By Mystic on June 28, 2017

At this point the game was dying. There were maybe a couple updates a year, to serve the tiny bit of the playerbase who actually had any appreciation for them but that was it. Today it is completely dead. Anyone who gives any **** about it has left. It’s only purpose is to make Jim ad revenue as he gives no fucks about it either anymore. And it’s all thanks to YouTubers who built their channels on the back of this game, killing it in the process.
By Marc007 destroyer on June 28, 2017

i have a problem with the fullscreen its not really working that much'
By baker6773 on June 24, 2017

ive been here since 2010 and just now **** that u can have an account hehehehehehehehehehehehehe
By Cade_Man547 on June 23, 2017

ok
By BLOODREDFIEND on June 23, 2017

2011 account here.
By keanuherrera on June 22, 2017

Did happy wheels die? I've been here since 2009.
By Alias13666 on June 22, 2017

Yo - while the the in app levels all look splendid, so far the vast majority of them are challenging to the point of maddening frustration.
By NEILSS_KUPLINOV_LOVE on June 22, 2017

AA
By Kreftus on June 21, 2017

Happy B-day anson1738!
By BarteGG11 on June 21, 2017

when official happy wheels on android?
By getdastuffinon on June 21, 2017

2010 account checking in
By anson1738 on June 20, 2017

tommorow is my bday!
By NaN Not A Number on June 20, 2017

@Bert: I had created my first account almost 5 years ago, but then I had trouble logging in... My first account is "Not A Number"
By Bert on June 20, 2017

@Joman66: Wow, another 2010 account. How many others of us are still here?
By Just4u11 on June 20, 2017

Where is the Android version? We're all waiting! We want to express our love of Happy Wheels on the go!
By Joman66 on June 19, 2017

Been playing Happy Wheels for 7 years, YESUS!
By edypro123 on June 17, 2017

Playing after 5 years!
By blueawsomekid on June 16, 2017

When i put happy wheels on fullscreen the game was on the top left corner.
By LWPeterson on June 15, 2017

Just played Happy Wheels for the first time in about a year or so. It is quite sad...
By skywalker1942 on June 14, 2017

I CANT PLAY IT
By Bert on June 13, 2017

@anson1738: Ah, I meant the moderator site, where I... moderate