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By Happy Wheels on October 25, 2013
By Happy Wheels on October 25, 2013
I've started work on a new character for Happy Wheels. With my time spent on the sequel, it's now been over a year since my last update to the game. I'm feeling guilty so I figure I should really go back and add some things. I think the new character will add some fun, stupid gameplay types. The character art is already done. Hopefully it will be finished in a couple of weeks. Next week I'll be recording some vocals for the new character and future/older characters. Along with the character I might try to update a few other little things.
Once the new update is finished I will probably try to help Jason wrap up the iPhone version so we can finally have something ready to release. I'm looking to port it to Android as soon as we have something more complete, so if you are a talented Android programmer in the New York area, or know of one, do let us know.
My good friend Paul K has recently released a book. I missed his release party because I accidentally crushed and ate the veneer off my front tooth while eating pizza on the way over. To make up for it I'd like to link to it here. And Every Day Was Overcast is a photo essay and novel about growing up in the 90s amongst the creepshow of swamps and strip malls of south Florida. It's awesome and unique and makes my New Jersey high school upbringing seem even more forgettable than it was.
I'll make another post when the character is up.
Once the new update is finished I will probably try to help Jason wrap up the iPhone version so we can finally have something ready to release. I'm looking to port it to Android as soon as we have something more complete, so if you are a talented Android programmer in the New York area, or know of one, do let us know.
My good friend Paul K has recently released a book. I missed his release party because I accidentally crushed and ate the veneer off my front tooth while eating pizza on the way over. To make up for it I'd like to link to it here. And Every Day Was Overcast is a photo essay and novel about growing up in the 90s amongst the creepshow of swamps and strip malls of south Florida. It's awesome and unique and makes my New Jersey high school upbringing seem even more forgettable than it was.
I'll make another post when the character is up.
Comments — Page 1
By Joshua Liu on January 01, 2016
Hello, it's me, I'm in California dreaming of the things we used to be when we were younger, and free, I forgot on how it felt before the world fell at my feet it's such a difference, between us and a million miles, so hello from the other side, at least I said a thousand times, to tell you a story for everything that I've done, but it don't matter it clearly can tell you apart, so *the rest of the song plays* ("Hello" by Adele)
Hello, it's me, I'm in California dreaming of the things we used to be when we were younger, and free, I forgot on how it felt before the world fell at my feet it's such a difference, between us and a million miles, so hello from the other side, at least I said a thousand times, to tell you a story for everything that I've done, but it don't matter it clearly can tell you apart, so *the rest of the song plays* ("Hello" by Adele)
By TobyTurnerLover555 on May 19, 2015
WHOO HOO!!! PARTY! (-) (-) \___/ FUCKING PARTY BITCHES!!! WOOOOO!!!!
WHOO HOO!!! PARTY! (-) (-) \___/ FUCKING PARTY BITCHES!!! WOOOOO!!!!
By ventusthekidrs on November 19, 2014
do more weapons and add particles for when you press a button that setting add one of those
do more weapons and add particles for when you press a button that setting add one of those
By epic132195 on April 23, 2014
a soldier that can walk and shoot would be good because all other characters have actual wheels and seem too happy
a soldier that can walk and shoot would be good because all other characters have actual wheels and seem too happy
By epic132195 on April 17, 2014
i think it should be a soldier that can actually WALK and SHOOT there would be advantages to that just think about it for 1 second
i think it should be a soldier that can actually WALK and SHOOT there would be advantages to that just think about it for 1 second
By Rexuis on April 02, 2014
Below @ Serlously? "you should make a tank character that can shoot bombs"???? Thats ridculous I'm thinking more of a teen on a skateboard with a blue cap and a white shirt and a long jean. 2014-04-02 R E MOST SUPPORTIVE PLAYER X U I S
Below @ Serlously? "you should make a tank character that can shoot bombs"???? Thats ridculous I'm thinking more of a teen on a skateboard with a blue cap and a white shirt and a long jean. 2014-04-02 R E MOST SUPPORTIVE PLAYER X U I S
By SNMSyKo on March 24, 2014
This is like Flappy Bird! Millions of people played and the owner just shuts it down. Please don't
This is like Flappy Bird! Millions of people played and the owner just shuts it down. Please don't
By Cwoodman24 on March 23, 2014
Hi there, As soon as I click the "Happy Wheels" tab in my bookmarks folder, I know that my biology quiz the next day can wait a few minutes...or hours... I first learned about Happy Wheels during a rehearsal for a fall play at my school. I worked backstage on crew, so in between scene changes I had some spare time in the green room. While I was playing solitaire on my phone, my friend was playing a particularly bloody action game. Immediately I was transfixed at the hilarious images before me. Before I knew it, I was hooked on just watching Jack's (my friend) computer screen. He suggested that I look up the game, and watch a few videos of the gameplay. That's the origin of how I discovered Happy Wheels. From the mascot, to the profile pictures, to the gameplay; Happy Wheels makes me happy. So please, please, don't close the game down. Sincerely, Cwoodman24
Hi there, As soon as I click the "Happy Wheels" tab in my bookmarks folder, I know that my biology quiz the next day can wait a few minutes...or hours... I first learned about Happy Wheels during a rehearsal for a fall play at my school. I worked backstage on crew, so in between scene changes I had some spare time in the green room. While I was playing solitaire on my phone, my friend was playing a particularly bloody action game. Immediately I was transfixed at the hilarious images before me. Before I knew it, I was hooked on just watching Jack's (my friend) computer screen. He suggested that I look up the game, and watch a few videos of the gameplay. That's the origin of how I discovered Happy Wheels. From the mascot, to the profile pictures, to the gameplay; Happy Wheels makes me happy. So please, please, don't close the game down. Sincerely, Cwoodman24
By Bowser32 on March 22, 2014
Why can't I play, it goes through the video ad then it just turns into a blue screen
Why can't I play, it goes through the video ad then it just turns into a blue screen
By master of everyone on March 22, 2014
this is the best flash game ever, i would actually kill myself if it got shut down
this is the best flash game ever, i would actually kill myself if it got shut down
By tim7777777 on March 22, 2014
Wait Happy Wheels is shutting down on the 31? What will happen to our awesome replays? o.O
Wait Happy Wheels is shutting down on the 31? What will happen to our awesome replays? o.O
By DerFluffy on March 20, 2014
Happy Wheels dont close on 31 March!!!!!!!!!!!!! Its a April Joke.......1-04-2014 u Know?
Happy Wheels dont close on 31 March!!!!!!!!!!!!! Its a April Joke.......1-04-2014 u Know?
By atli besti on March 20, 2014
what the fuck man, why is happy wheels going to shut down on 31. march???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
what the fuck man, why is happy wheels going to shut down on 31. march???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
By killzerman007 on March 19, 2014
I loved Happy Wheels, but now my best 2d rag doll and bloody computer game has been ruined and destroyed, why;(I love this game ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;(
I loved Happy Wheels, but now my best 2d rag doll and bloody computer game has been ruined and destroyed, why;(I love this game ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;(
By explodingpinata on March 18, 2014
you should make a man that can walk and grab stuff and run and stuff it would make a lot less work for level designers
you should make a man that can walk and grab stuff and run and stuff it would make a lot less work for level designers
By hotchella1234 on March 17, 2014
I wonder what it is just got a new acount love but watch tobuscus videos of it so fun.
I wonder what it is just got a new acount love but watch tobuscus videos of it so fun.
By xvviboy123 on March 14, 2014
when u will put new charectar in happy wheels getting bored from these chartecters
when u will put new charectar in happy wheels getting bored from these chartecters
By Killer Cheese on March 13, 2014
Haha, every level ever deleted is restored, it's so nostalgic looking through all my old (shitty) levels. Please dont fix this bug, I want my old levels back, lol.
Haha, every level ever deleted is restored, it's so nostalgic looking through all my old (shitty) levels. Please dont fix this bug, I want my old levels back, lol.
By Killer Cheese on March 13, 2014
It is better, but having been used to it the old way for however many years it's been makes adapting to the new order somewhat confusing, as I immediately went to the last pages to find they were all old comments. I'm not complaining, i'm just stating a point. I'm not sure why I bothered to say anything at all...
It is better, but having been used to it the old way for however many years it's been makes adapting to the new order somewhat confusing, as I immediately went to the last pages to find they were all old comments. I'm not complaining, i'm just stating a point. I'm not sure why I bothered to say anything at all...
By bubby_brewSTAR on March 13, 2014
@Killer Cheese, Seriously? You want to have to click to the end each time to see new comments? It's better this way.
@Killer Cheese, Seriously? You want to have to click to the end each time to see new comments? It's better this way.
By Killer Cheese on March 13, 2014
So the comments on the news posts are now in reverse order? That's fucking confusing... On other news, well done on the site update.
So the comments on the news posts are now in reverse order? That's fucking confusing... On other news, well done on the site update.
By Jim Bonacci on March 12, 2014
making a news post tomorrow... Alec was still completing the admin tools... just wanted to have the site working as soon as possible
making a news post tomorrow... Alec was still completing the admin tools... just wanted to have the site working as soon as possible
By ACHIEVERjunior on March 12, 2014
YES! I GOT MY ACCOUNT BACK! Also, you miiiight want to make a new news post, idiots will get excited about a new character. Also, love the new site stuff!
YES! I GOT MY ACCOUNT BACK! Also, you miiiight want to make a new news post, idiots will get excited about a new character. Also, love the new site stuff!
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