News Post
hello
By Happy Wheels on October 25, 2013

I've started work on a new character for Happy Wheels. With my time spent on the sequel, it's now been over a year since my last update to the game. I'm feeling guilty so I figure I should really go back and add some things. I think the new character will add some fun, stupid gameplay types. The character art is already done. Hopefully it will be finished in a couple of weeks. Next week I'll be recording some vocals for the new character and future/older characters. Along with the character I might try to update a few other little things.

Once the new update is finished I will probably try to help Jason wrap up the iPhone version so we can finally have something ready to release. I'm looking to port it to Android as soon as we have something more complete, so if you are a talented Android programmer in the New York area, or know of one, do let us know.

My good friend Paul K has recently released a book. I missed his release party because I accidentally crushed and ate the veneer off my front tooth while eating pizza on the way over. To make up for it I'd like to link to it here. And Every Day Was Overcast is a photo essay and novel about growing up in the 90s amongst the creepshow of swamps and strip malls of south Florida. It's awesome and unique and makes my New Jersey high school upbringing seem even more forgettable than it was.

I'll make another post when the character is up.
Comments — Page 1
By CiniMinisBacon on October 21, 2018

xd nuub
By LWPeterson on November 04, 2017

Why am I even here?
By HappyRiovqns on June 29, 2017

aaaaaaaaaaaaaa
By skittlesgamer11 on June 12, 2016

NIGGERS
By Joshua Liu on January 01, 2016

Hello, it's me, I'm in California dreaming of the things we used to be when we were younger, and free, I forgot on how it felt before the world fell at my feet it's such a difference, between us and a million miles, so hello from the other side, at least I said a thousand times, to tell you a story for everything that I've done, but it don't matter it clearly can tell you apart, so *the rest of the song plays* ("Hello" by Adele)
By TobyTurnerLover555 on May 19, 2015

WHOO HOO!!! PARTY! (-) (-) \___/ FUCKING PARTY BITCHES!!! WOOOOO!!!!
By navid123 on April 18, 2015

new new new new new new new new new new new new
By Metalmariopower on March 08, 2015

i want 10 new characters
By eduardojos700 on January 12, 2015

oooooo
By MONSTERDUX on December 26, 2014

ok
By rickashton on December 04, 2014

make a new character
By ventusthekidrs on November 19, 2014

do more weapons and add particles for when you press a button that setting add one of those
By badger2006 on October 28, 2014

This character will never be added m8 YOU WOT M8
By LibisAnne on October 23, 2014

Unicycle man
By cakmar123 on October 15, 2014

helooooooooooooooooooooooo
By fartanxtreme on August 07, 2014

SKATE BOARD GUY SHOULD BE NEXT
By harikacaner123 on July 11, 2014

Maybe Not Close News Come This site
By harikacaner123 on July 10, 2014

Maybe 31 March Closed This And come next website
By obrix777 on June 10, 2014

I think the helicopter is very dangerous
By obrix777 on June 10, 2014

O my goddddddddddddddddd¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡
By JohnMarstonRDR11 on June 06, 2014

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By Princess Woona on May 26, 2014

ADD PRINCESS WOONA
By hltcnn1958 on April 25, 2014

helicopter is wat I think
By epic132195 on April 23, 2014

a soldier that can walk and shoot would be good because all other characters have actual wheels and seem too happy
By ThatAwesomeGuy12 on April 18, 2014

hey
By epic132195 on April 17, 2014

i think it should be a soldier that can actually WALK and SHOOT there would be advantages to that just think about it for 1 second
By Rexuis on April 02, 2014

Below @ Serlously? "you should make a tank character that can shoot bombs"???? Thats ridculous I'm thinking more of a teen on a skateboard with a blue cap and a white shirt and a long jean. 2014-04-02 R E MOST SUPPORTIVE PLAYER X U I S
By Austinb8 on March 28, 2014

you should make a tank character that can shoot bombs
By SNMSyKo on March 24, 2014

This is like Flappy Bird! Millions of people played and the owner just shuts it down. Please don't
By ariel2030 on March 24, 2014

about happy wheels closing its probably a aprill fools joke xD
By Cwoodman24 on March 23, 2014

Hi there, As soon as I click the "Happy Wheels" tab in my bookmarks folder, I know that my biology quiz the next day can wait a few minutes...or hours... I first learned about Happy Wheels during a rehearsal for a fall play at my school. I worked backstage on crew, so in between scene changes I had some spare time in the green room. While I was playing solitaire on my phone, my friend was playing a particularly bloody action game. Immediately I was transfixed at the hilarious images before me. Before I knew it, I was hooked on just watching Jack's (my friend) computer screen. He suggested that I look up the game, and watch a few videos of the gameplay. That's the origin of how I discovered Happy Wheels. From the mascot, to the profile pictures, to the gameplay; Happy Wheels makes me happy. So please, please, don't close the game down. Sincerely, Cwoodman24
By Bowser32 on March 22, 2014

Why can't I play, it goes through the video ad then it just turns into a blue screen
By master of everyone on March 22, 2014

this is the best flash game ever, i would actually kill myself if it got shut down
By tim7777777 on March 22, 2014

Wait Happy Wheels is shutting down on the 31? What will happen to our awesome replays? o.O
By jamesjordanpunk on March 21, 2014

it could be an April fools joke
By SpaceKingPig on March 21, 2014

what do you mean its shutting down its fun
By DerFluffy on March 20, 2014

Happy Wheels dont close on 31 March!!!!!!!!!!!!! Its a April Joke.......1-04-2014 u Know?
By Red Penguin on March 20, 2014

will there be a sequel to the game??? or are you done!?!?!??! :O
By LiamGama1999 on March 20, 2014

Is happy wheels really going down? Please jim dont!
By lild2rockin on March 20, 2014

want to go out
By atli besti on March 20, 2014

what the fuck man, why is happy wheels going to shut down on 31. march???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
By yildirimalptekin on March 19, 2014

sss
By killzerman007 on March 19, 2014

I loved Happy Wheels, but now my best 2d rag doll and bloody computer game has been ruined and destroyed, why;(I love this game ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;(
By ralphalvic on March 19, 2014

Hey Guy wana play happy wheels
By explodingpinata on March 18, 2014

you should make a man that can walk and grab stuff and run and stuff it would make a lot less work for level designers
By Captain Titanium on March 18, 2014

WHY IS HAPPY WHEELS SHUTTING DOWN ON MARCH 31 :'(
By fester1246 on March 18, 2014

...is happy wheels shutting down March 31? ?????
By qwerty34568 on March 18, 2014

heard something of a possible shutdown March 31
By DERPING DERP on March 17, 2014

hey dood
By hotchella1234 on March 17, 2014

I wonder what it is just got a new acount love but watch tobuscus videos of it so fun.
By ralphalvic on March 15, 2014

well show me from playing happy wheels
By NARANGARAV77 on March 14, 2014

alna shuu
By xvviboy123 on March 14, 2014

when u will put new charectar in happy wheels getting bored from these chartecters
By MYMOM234 on March 13, 2014

Cheese, you can just save the XML from them... I think?
By Killer Cheese on March 13, 2014

Haha, every level ever deleted is restored, it's so nostalgic looking through all my old (shitty) levels. Please dont fix this bug, I want my old levels back, lol.
By Killer Cheese on March 13, 2014

It is better, but having been used to it the old way for however many years it's been makes adapting to the new order somewhat confusing, as I immediately went to the last pages to find they were all old comments. I'm not complaining, i'm just stating a point. I'm not sure why I bothered to say anything at all...
By Ballard23 on March 13, 2014

The dark is here!!!;)
By bubby_brewSTAR on March 13, 2014

@Killer Cheese, Seriously? You want to have to click to the end each time to see new comments? It's better this way.
By Killer Cheese on March 13, 2014

So the comments on the news posts are now in reverse order? That's fucking confusing... On other news, well done on the site update.
By Davey Doodle Jr on March 13, 2014

HE'S ALIVE! Hallelujah!
By titanXOXOXO on March 13, 2014

aaaaaaaah
By Adura on March 13, 2014

Time warp<u>.</u>
By Jim Bonacci on March 12, 2014

making a news post tomorrow... Alec was still completing the admin tools... just wanted to have the site working as soon as possible
By ACHIEVERjunior on March 12, 2014

YES! I GOT MY ACCOUNT BACK! Also, you miiiight want to make a new news post, idiots will get excited about a new character. Also, love the new site stuff!
By Iresponsblehapyweler on March 12, 2014

will it be free