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*By ***Happy Wheels** on February 08, 2012

Hello, Jason Here. A few new things have been added to Happy Wheels version 1.60.

First off, new blood types have been added to the game. There are 3, each is increasingly harder on your computer's processor: particles drawn as lines, a liquid effect, and a liquid effect with a bevel and a blend mode applied. Before you go crying into your juicebox because it slows down your computer or you don't like it, you can go to options menu and set the "blood setting" to 1, the old blood type. Also, Jim is still working on how the new blood will look, so it's subject to change.

While you're in the settings, you might also notice we've added the ability to customize your controls. You have to map each key individually, but those changes will be saved (unless you switch to a different computer). If you screw up your keys, press the "restore defaults" button undo your awful mistakes.

In the editor, we've added the ability to change your level's background color. Go to the level options menu and you'll see a color selector. The color change will be seen only when you test or play your level.

When saving your level, you may notice a link to the "level rules" page. This explains the current set of rules you must follow if you do not want your level to be deleted. These rules have already been in place, but we're formally stating them. They exist simply to keep out bad or offensive levels. If you want to remind people at the finish of your level to "remember to rate," or ask them "please rate," that is alright.

And finally, a color selector bug was fixed and a trident was added to the blade weapons. You know, for fun.

First off, new blood types have been added to the game. There are 3, each is increasingly harder on your computer's processor: particles drawn as lines, a liquid effect, and a liquid effect with a bevel and a blend mode applied. Before you go crying into your juicebox because it slows down your computer or you don't like it, you can go to options menu and set the "blood setting" to 1, the old blood type. Also, Jim is still working on how the new blood will look, so it's subject to change.

While you're in the settings, you might also notice we've added the ability to customize your controls. You have to map each key individually, but those changes will be saved (unless you switch to a different computer). If you screw up your keys, press the "restore defaults" button undo your awful mistakes.

In the editor, we've added the ability to change your level's background color. Go to the level options menu and you'll see a color selector. The color change will be seen only when you test or play your level.

When saving your level, you may notice a link to the "level rules" page. This explains the current set of rules you must follow if you do not want your level to be deleted. These rules have already been in place, but we're formally stating them. They exist simply to keep out bad or offensive levels. If you want to remind people at the finish of your level to "remember to rate," or ask them "please rate," that is alright.

And finally, a color selector bug was fixed and a trident was added to the blade weapons. You know, for fun.

Comments — Page 1

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they should make an easier way to make the npc's walk, punch, etc. in level editor

they should make an easier way to make the npc's walk, punch, etc. in level editor

idiots, just go to options and put old blood -_- is it too hard??? oh and the rules arent working, people still make fake glitches, sexual content and "rate 5" and their levels are not deleted

idiots, just go to options and put old blood -_- is it too hard??? oh and the rules arent working, people still make fake glitches, sexual content and "rate 5" and their levels are not deleted

idiots, just go to options and put old blood -_- is it too hard??? oh and the rules arent working, people still make fake glitches, sexual content and "rate 5" and their levels are not deleted

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hey jim u should add more characters from youtube, that would be awesome. Good Luck on the work :)

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Hey Jim and Jason, You should make the characters be able to walk when they fall.

Jim plz read dis.let us copy lvls again so ppl can know how ppl do it.but of corse no stealing lvls.i think the blood update is gay and jim is gay so it suits u jim go fuck a tree OK

@anthony943 No, but if you would go to the home page and click the giant banner with people with sharp objects sticking out of them, then THAT would be.

For some reason all the blood settings are invisible on my laptop... please help.

I HATE YOUR WEBSITE DONT LIKE YOU KNOW MORE I CANT EVEN MAKE MY IWN GAME BECAUSE IT ALWAYS GOES AWAY EVERYONE NEVER TRUST THIS SITE NEVER

i love the fat woman background but witch bug was in de blade weapon i did't see anything and keep up the good work

HELLO,i have some ideas for characters -janitor on wax machin -patient on a hospital bed

Yea Thats true but not only a couple of hundred people play, over a million people (With only a hundred people who are not complete trash) meaning 900,000 people would more likely be spamming. Also, Its no doubt your level would be stolen so importing would probably never be put in. I would like to how some levels are made though.

Hey Jim, I have a small suggestion... Sorry if it sounds like I'm whining but I think it'd be nice if you could turn the "open in editor" thing back on. No, I'm not going to import and spam levels (and I hope others wouldn't either), it's just that sometimes I'm curious about how some levels were built and I think it'd help clear things up on how to use editor. I'm sure that the same could be said for several other HW users. I love this game and what you're doing to it, and this is the only thing I think should be fixed. I doubt that you'll actually read this, but if you are, please consider the change.

i like the new blood its more realistic then the other blood and i like that

[quote]JerkoffFace Your Fuckin Lucky You Have This If You Dont Appreciate It Then Fuck Off Stupid Indavidual[/quote] If you could explain yourself, I'd happily address any issues you have with me.

sorry but I have to say this. @Jonnypahntom, Fuck off you dick!

Ahh, Happy Wheels is having another issue. Watdo? When the forums are updated, one of the sub forums needs to be: political matters. All this shit should most definitely go there. Just imagine a Happy Wheels community somewhat like Reddit. Hopefully this is resolved quickly, although, I do like reading some of your rage-ness and when this has blown over, it'll take a while for another somewhat interesting matter to arise. Believe me, BELIEVE ME. Oh and happily quoting: [i]math is not cool[/i] [i]jim you are awsome[/i] Oh boy, what a delicious morsel ripe for the spamming.

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hello guys my name peeewdiepieee im play happy wheels with stephano yhea

hey i like new blood but this is not about the new blood this is about something eles can you put some music in to levals so we can listin while we play

I think the new blood is cool even though it slows down my computer