News Post
Germany land
By Happy Wheels on August 09, 2011

Hello guys,
We are in Berlin, and so far it's going splendidly. We are doing a fine job of drinking and eating. Doner kebab is tasty. I haven't eaten much actual German food, but every other nationality represented here has been delicious. You also don't tip anywhere, which still has me feeling guilty after most meals.

I am disappointed in that I have not discovered any poop shelf toilets, which I thought were still prevalent.

I speak no German. No, I do know the word "Hallo". That means hello. Jason knows 4 more words than I do, and can also count to ten. My method of communication is going up to people and asking "Hallo... do you speak English?". Thankfully, most younger people respond with "yes". I am also good with pointing and shrugging my shoulders.

You may have noticed the forums are down. After the server migration, the site was still performing poorly. It seems that the poorly optimized forum was greatly affecting site performance. Adura has currently taken them down, and is working to replace them with an actual real forum. That should fix several related, horrible site problems. In the meantime, that has also caused the site to run well.

We're going to try to get a bit of work done here on slow days. We really have to add in a remove favorites function. I'm happy to see lots of stupid jet levels. I have to find some levels to feature. If anyone still finds bugs with the new character, please comment here.
Comments — Page 1
By LWPeterson on January 03, 2021

I remember when there was like a number of comments contest here.
By LWPeterson on November 04, 2017

That's good hassan. I remember when there was a contest to have more comments than this one.
By lizo45 on April 11, 2013

By maniac123456 on February 27, 2013

how do you get a youre level featured
By trolologuy56 on February 15, 2013

hmm i have a bug my game freezes,it says "loading sounds 61%" then it freezes oh and i am german :D
By LWPeterson on May 12, 2012

By Mizzswag on May 06, 2012

how do i create levels?
By ACHIEVERjunior on April 24, 2012

This is a piece of history right here
By Brainiac on April 22, 2012

[quote]Sprechen Sie keinen Deutch? Nach schade...[/quote] Google translate that!
By phantom1324 on March 26, 2012

why would u go to germany land whats so funn there nothin blah! :p
By theshywillraindeath on February 15, 2012

The game Germany Land? That's the name of the news post stupid!
By Your Dieing xD on February 02, 2012

how do you play the game GERMANY LAND because i really wanna play it!
By dragon999 on January 18, 2012

f***ing awesome and fun game
By Nvd on January 02, 2012

Whaha nie story but 'Nein' means 'no'
By matthew thomasm on December 29, 2011

By timmytuckin on December 28, 2011

By sockmonkey23 on December 28, 2011

Wow my mom was born in Germany
By scareface101 on December 23, 2011

Why on happy wheels when i just played the game a hole bunch of levels poped up why isnt it like missons:)
By Portal2Fangirl on December 22, 2011

By MiniMidge on December 21, 2011

hi Jim Bonacci, if you and all your friends could check out my levels I would greatly appreciate it. Thanks. -MiniMidge-
By miroku113 on December 21, 2011

lucky i want to go to an different country
By happywheelsfan on December 20, 2011

By lautaro7288 on December 19, 2011

que buen juego!!! :)
By FLUFFEE1 on December 18, 2011

13th oh jimbo jimby jimmy jimmy jim i love your games but divine intervention should have more levels and happy wheels should have a new character called santa who rides a sled and has a rocket on it
By D J A Y on December 18, 2011

hey im killercheese...cheese off stinky
By Safety on December 09, 2011

Yay me, oh I'm gay? SEXY PARTY!
By Killer Cheese on December 09, 2011

Last comment here. Anybody who posts below this line is gay. _______________________________________________________________________________
By dalto22 on December 08, 2011

By W A F F L E on December 08, 2011

By Safety on December 08, 2011

MOAR BALLZ! ^ Incorrect.
By dalto22 on December 06, 2011

Balls. ^Incorrect.
By Safety on December 06, 2011

Balls. ^ Incorrect.
By ACHIEVERjunior on December 06, 2011

By star mimi mistcy on December 04, 2011

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By xGamerZ on November 02, 2011

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By D Jay on October 16, 2011

why do u have such a stupid name and like i said stop commenting here
By ButtPlugThomas on October 16, 2011

By D Jay on October 15, 2011

stop posting here!!!
By awsome jerkface on October 14, 2011

By D Jay on October 12, 2011

i meant to say i was 2,142 but guess what!!! ...i'm bored
By Buried Ostrich on October 11, 2011

Let's keep talking here shall we? I guess no one will acknowledge my comment, but this is a lot of fun to read!
By D Jay on October 11, 2011

haha im 2,242 suckers
By colonel Ford on October 11, 2011

And can they really think they would actually see Jim in a city that fucking huge?
By Lost Soul on October 10, 2011

2,240 comment >:3
By Flash Fighter 3000 on October 08, 2011

Ikr, they are such dumb fucks.
By colonel Ford on October 07, 2011

By tsilikas on October 05, 2011

dear Jim now that u are in Germany can u stop by t Greece and say a hello oh and if u come don't go to Athens come to Thessaloniki our city is better
By Flash Fighter 3000 on October 04, 2011

By Killer Cheese on October 04, 2011

No you don't.
By Psycopath48 on October 03, 2011

so jims already made a new post and im talking here. oh well i get the last comment
By cjbob on October 03, 2011

Hey jim u should make a thing called create character and no offense but the coins r kinda stupid this isnt mario
By colonel Ford on October 03, 2011

because its cool.. now stop commenting.
By Killer Cheese on October 02, 2011

Why are people still commenting on here??
By lildude227 on October 01, 2011

Fuck saftey that guy sucks dick
By Flash Fighter 3000 on October 01, 2011

^lol! Who the fuck cares???
By Safety on October 01, 2011

^lol! He's banned again!!!
By Flash Fighter 3000 on September 30, 2011

By chikyrocks10 on September 30, 2011

[i]abandon this shit!!![/i]
By Flash Fighter 3000 on September 30, 2011

@Killer Technically he didn't ban me, he deleted my account. Plus, I have been telling you guys this. I TROLLED YOU BECAUSE YOU GUYS TROLLED ME!
By ROMErulez on September 30, 2011

There is a glitch with the coins: whenever i restart it adds the e.g.6 to 6.... anyways there's a glitch
By ACHIEVERjunior on September 30, 2011

am I missing something here? has the game been updated because now it just says load and that's it
By colonel Ford on September 30, 2011

V. 1.48, as norbi10 said there a tokens like that pizza from the Mayans
By norbi10 on September 30, 2011

Tokens are cool.
By ACHIEVERjunior on September 30, 2011

By TJF internal on September 30, 2011

jongens interview is ready . (Will soon appear here)